Author Topic: A guy apparently masturbates to my photos  (Read 865 times)

I don't know what happened, but I was just browsing Reddit listening to DuckTales Remastered  when my sister came in my room and showed me a video in which some guy said while laughing "I masturbate to your photos, bro". I don't even USE Instagram. It might be a joke, but...

WTF

ok but how do you know that he's talking about yours? he could be talkin about your sister's

ok but how do you know that he's talking about yours? he could be talkin about your sister's
He's a friend of my sister, I guess. However, my sister does take photos of me every chance she gets. It's just pretty odd.

he probably masturbates to your sister

He's a friend of my sister, I guess. However, my sister does take photos of me every chance she gets. It's just pretty odd.
inb4 someone's paying her to take pictures of you to jerk off to

Have him pay you for photos

He's a friend of my sister, I guess. However, my sister does take photos of me every chance she gets. It's just pretty odd.
maybe it's goin down in the DMs betwen him and her

obviously the best course of action is to jerk to his photos and then make a video saying it and become the alpha male






reported for taking credit for something i did
Wait, you mean there are two of us whackin to OP's pictures?

wait, i wasn't the only one?