Author Topic: Australia has (almost) successfully warded off the Liberal Party  (Read 1186 times)

It's the big Australian Election of 2016, called by Malcom Turnbill, leader of the stufftiest party (the Liberals), in order to try and organise the Senate. What he's ended up doing is fracture his leadership in the House of Representatives.



With about 90% of the votes counted, the Liberals are sitting at around 64 confirmed seats with a further 2 expected, while Labour (WOOO!!!) are sitting at 69 seats with a further 3 expected. With only 7 undecided seats, the Liberals need almost every single one of them to win back their Government, but if Labour takes at least 2 seats the Attorney-General will find that there's no clear majority and this election will be declared unofficial (and we may go back for a second election).

As for the Senate...while results aren't published, it's absolute chaos; the Liberals have lost their majority and now independents like Christine Hanson and Nick Xenophon have seats, which will make things MUCH harder if the Liberals hold on to their Government for passing bills.

This is going great :D


I'm not caught up on Australian politics, why are the Liberals cunts?

I'm all for the green party if you know what i mean :)

which one was the love party


I'm not caught up on Australian politics, why are the Liberals cunts?
I like to summarise their views like this:

Labour: I want my gays married, my internet fast and my health care loving awesome.
Liberal: I want my money saved, my arts and culture and medical programs slashed and more people in low-playing non-skilled labour jobs.

which one was the love party
Australia has two "Houses" that represent different branches of politics. These statistics are for the House of Representatives, while the love Party, Hemp Party, Pirate Party, Socialist Alliance and so on are a part of the Senate, which I don't have figures for yet.

So is the Labour party like Canadian Conservatives? Is your Liberal party even considered liberal?

So, the labour party is more liberal than the liberal party?


The names of political parties are stupid. This applies for every country.

So is the Labour party like Canadian Conservatives? Is your Liberal party even considered liberal?
From the Political Compass:



While I'm much more Green than Labour, the Greens are still a small party and most Australians are too scared to vote for anybody who isn't in one of the big two groups.

Wow i actually do agree with the green party despite my weed joke

Wow i actually do agree with the green party despite my weed joke
I'm 90% sure they support legalisation anyway :D

Wow i actually do agree with the green party despite my weed joke
i thought you meant green as in money :(

Looks like I'm most closely aligned with the Green party. Dunno about anything aussie so idk if they are cunt

we must rename political parties to clan-like names

from now on the Australian Labor Party will be renamed to the Cool Kid Club