Author Topic: blf worldbuilds a lotr-esque fantasy world  (Read 1981 times)

Similar to a Tolkein-esque world. Lord of the Rings, you feel me?
Expose this genre of fiction to this forum, and add your twist
if there is anything i should add to the op, pm me pls, thanks

Races
current lore:
Elves
The War of the Elves and Humans ravaged Fo'Um. After an Elvish victory, the Four Elven Domains somehow rub this mention of victory into all diplomatic talks.
Elves are not very creative with names. After the reign of Wreath King Legolas and his Silken Bride, Legolass, all Elven names are a offshoot of the latter and former names.
Dwarves
Are the same height as humans.
Have discovered the secret to the square cube. Dwarven architecture contrast highly with Elves and Human counterparts. [

Humans
Lost valiantly in a war against the Elves. Still gets rubbed in despite the long years that have past since its end.

« Last Edit: July 07, 2016, 12:38:10 PM by bigcapitalbaka »

High elves are junkies and trashy subhumans who everyone hates.

High elves are junkies and trashy subhumans who everyone hates.
did u not assume this??

Dwarves are actually the same height as people. Them being short is a common misconception.
500 internet points if anyone gets the reference.
Edit: Helpful resource for worldbuilding: http://www.giantitp.com/Gaming.html
« Last Edit: July 07, 2016, 12:53:17 AM by Magus »

cubes and cuboid shapes have not yet been discovered by races other than dwarves. practically everything is organically shaped, even castles

gigantic ogres enjoy the company of everything except gays because the ogres are genetically nuclear family men

The Elves won a war against the humans 75 years before the main adventure of the protagonists, and powerful Elven nations still smugly rub this in the Human nations' faces at diplomatic encounters. Independent and small Elven domains, however, generally refrain from doing this.

All elves speak with French accents. All elves are named Legolas, except the women, who are named Legolass. All French stereotypes apply to elves. Except mime theater, that applies to dwarves. Dwarves always come in groups of seven. Dwarves love the wide open spaces, except they live underground, so they carve big wide open spaces into the mountains.

not what you meant but here's a sneak preview of what im making


Orcs come from Nigeria

i rule the earth and am super cool

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I'd better have a smug anime girl enclave or I'm gonna be very cross with you

not what you meant but here's a sneak preview of what im making


requires the autismic expanse
also semi-serious replies only now, no ridiculous ideas or concepts
« Last Edit: July 07, 2016, 12:39:49 PM by bigcapitalbaka »

requires the autismic expanse
also semi-serious replies only now, no ridiculous ideas or concepts
I think some kind of definition of serious is needed here.
i rule the earth and am super cool
This is obviously ridiculous.
All elves speak with French accents. All elves are named Legolas, except the women, who are named Legolass. All French stereotypes apply to elves. Except mime theater, that applies to dwarves. Dwarves always come in groups of seven. Dwarves love the wide open spaces, except they live underground, so they carve big wide open spaces into the mountains.
What about this?

in this world, liquid water is less dense than ice