How much time would it take for you to jerk everybody off in the room?

[Metario]

Taken from this episode of Silicon Valley (here), how much would it take to jerk everybody off in a room assuming 50% have < 12 inch richards and the rest have > 12 inch richards? How much variability would your hands have to adapt to? How much muscle force would be needed assuming you do 5/strokes/5 seconds/person and hotswapping new richards in and out? How badly would girth effect your DPS speed? (richards per second)? Assuming 50% have cheated on their wives, what would the acceptance to screaming of rape ratio be?
Please answer, asking for a friend.

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[PhantOS]

'Ask your sister'
You should make a kickstarter to fund top scientists and research facilities to answer this question. Hell, maybe if you bring it to the government you might be able to get funding from them. After all, this IS for the greater good.

[McZealot]

idk op let me go ask your mom

[Deve]

i dont know

[Metario]

idk op let me go ask your mom

OH stuff WE HAVE A WINRAR HERE

'Ask your sister'
You should make a kickstarter to fund top scientists and research facilities to answer this question. Hell, maybe if you bring it to the government you might be able to get funding from them. After all, this IS for the greater good.

I agree. We MUST find out the mean jerk time to pleasure an adult male, factoring in virginity and loveual tension.

[gr8dayseth]

idk that's pretty gay and im a straightie so not even in 1,000,000 years

[PhantOS]

Alright team, i've crunched the numbers here.


Who wants to be our test subject wow gr8dayseth, thank you so much for volunteering

[gr8dayseth]

Who wants to be our test subjectwow gr8dayseth, thank you so much for volunteering

woah there mister i have pepper spray

[PhantOS]

woah there mister i have pepper spray

the only spray allowed here is that of the 800 dudes you'll be jerking off

[gr8dayseth]

u can't make me ill starve to death if it means keeping my 100% straight stat

[Metario]

u can't make me ill starve to death if it means keeping my 100% straight stat

what about for 10k+?

[PhantOS]

u can't make me ill starve to death if it means keeping my 100% straight stat

dont worry about food, theres plenty of proteins and nutrients in that group spunk. According to my calculations, there is enough sustenance in a cup of semen to keep a man alive for days. So... How about some buffet à l'amour?

[gr8dayseth]

[Metario]

if you don't do it we'll open you up and force you to do it or else rip you out of the ground

[PhantOS]

this you tryna keep track of all the richards you gotta jerk