How much time would it take for you to jerk everybody off in the room?

[Pastrey Crust]

Seconds because I'm so hot that everyone interjects as soon as they see me. Some special snowflakes may need some work. ;3

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[Metario]

Seconds because I'm so hot that everyone interjects as soon as they see me. Some special snowflakes may need some work. ;3

WOAH
Assuming seconds = 5 seconds you woul approximately (assuming 100 strokes required to reach ejaculation) stroke their richard 20 times per second. That's incredibly fast, and I wouldn't be surprised if sizzling came from the room.

[Pastrey Crust]

im too fast for u bb ;3

[Metario]

WOAH
Assuming seconds = 5 seconds you woul approximately (assuming 100 strokes required to reach ejaculation) stroke their richard 20 times per second. That's incredibly fast, and I wouldn't be surprised if sizzling came from the room.

You would be (assuming the richard is 10 inches) (a mile = 63360 inches)
jerking that richard at about (assuming 1 stroke is about 5 ms holy stuff)
really loving fast
You would get somebody to interject within 5 seconds of touching their peeper, and be going 11 mph. Damn.

[Pastrey Crust]

Commieunits please.

[Metario]

You would be (assuming the richard is 10 inches) (a mile = 63360 inches)
jerking that richard at about (assuming 1 stroke is about 5 ms holy stuff)
really loving fast
You would get somebody to interject within 5 seconds of touching their peeper, and be going 11 mph. Damn.

It again depends on if they have foreskin... forget. Would the foreskin rip at that speed? How fast will you have to be going to rip the foreskin??

Commieunits please.

17 km/h, 508 cm/second

[Pastrey Crust]

Danke. I'm barely legal in school zones, lol.

[Maxwell.]

Danke. I'm barely legal in school zones, lol.

no school zones are off bounds here

completely

[Metario]

Danke. I'm barely legal in school zones, lol.

You would loving rip the foreskin off of any children's peeper you touched. That's loving scary.

[gr8dayseth]

it's rigged i tell ya

[Metario]

it's rigged i tell ya

you should only be scared if pie crust touches you cuz your richard will go flying into loving the outer atmosphere

[Metario]

how long does it take for the forums to reach critical point (the time before you cum where you get the rush) asking for a friend so we can make assumptions on how long it would take

[AtlasBlue]

what even is this thread

[ShadowsfeaR]

@title: maybe like 5 mins, I'm the only one in the room. :^)

[The Resonte!]

u can't make me ill starve to death if it means keeping my 100% straight stat

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