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Author Topic: e̶l̶e̶c̶t̶r̶k̶'̶s day discussion topic i guess [day 1234]  (Read 1640456 times)

it does if its crooked
why is he shooting with a crooked gun? that seems like a safety violation

The skin conjoins the head and the shaft, directly on the left of my richard.  If I get a hard peepee, then naturally it stretches the skin, but it's not very long.

And when I SHOOT MY LONG STRANDS OF CUM ON MY SUPER HOT GIRLFRIEND WHEN WE'RE loving, it tends to go to the left.  I have a shotgun, I can't miss with that so it doesnt matter where i aim

snake discussion topic i guess

At least I don't use a mayonnaise jar to masturbate

I have a shotgun, I can't miss with that so it doesnt matter where i aim
new discussion: is your richard like a shotgun or a machine gun


or a double barrel shotgun

It's a snake.  Not a gun.


bolt action rifle then
got it
I can see you're confused on what a snake is, allow me.



This is what a human snake looks like.  The penal adhesion that I have is a remnant of the foreskin which was removed when I was born.  It makes a connection between the fleshy corpus spongiosum, or the shaft, and the glans, or head, of my snake.

In comparison, this is what a bolt action rifle looks like:

I can see how you were confused.
« Last Edit: January 12, 2017, 08:35:54 PM by OrkusBorkus »


is it against the rules to post that?  it's not gross, it's informative

is it against the rules to post that?  it's not gross, it's informative
its still a snake i mean if i posted a picture of my erect rooster and pointed at all the little bits i'd still get banned

its still a snake i mean if i posted a picture of my erect rooster and pointed at all the little bits i'd still get banned
but this isn't an erect rooster.  it's an anatomical drawing of a snake

but this isn't an erect rooster.  it's an anatomical drawing of a snake
yea but its still a rooster