Author Topic: HELLOOOOOO VIRGINIA  (Read 7506 times)

so i'm driving across the country in like a few minutes and i had to drug my cats in order to get them to not puke for a minute straight
now when i have kids i can tell them that i stoned my cats as a child
by cats i of course mean birds

thank god
« Last Edit: July 28, 2016, 12:05:02 PM by Drydess »


And you can drug your kids too

You can even drug your kid's friends

You can even drug your kid's friends

what are you putting in my drink daddy


damn those middle easterners never stop do they

how are they feline
very stoned
also forget they threw up anyways

what are you putting in my drink daddy
My secret pixie dust.

Don't tell mom.


my women are stoned if they are haram

very stoned
also forget they threw up anyways
that's what happenes when u take too many maryjewwanwas


no they're actually stoned
or at the very least they're acting and looking like it
besides its more fun to say that they're stoned

your cats are drug addicts and should be deported