With my liver in "I might kill you at any moment" mode, I probably won't be drinking again for a long, long time. I used to be the master of the Whiskey/Rum + Coke mixers. I could down at least 7 of those in an hour if I got the mix correct (start with more coke than alcohol, increase ratio the more you drink).
For my Dad's birthday, I got my Dad a case of beer since he drinks responsibly and costs a stuff-ton so it's a nice gift. I don't have car, so I had to walk the case home on my shoulder. I ran into a chick I haven't seen in a long time, who told one of my best friends who assumed that I had bought the case for myself; we had a laugh afterwards but I guess it's nice to know somebody is looking out for me.
Anyways, yeah, drink responsibly.