why do people say florida sucks

[bestguy22]

texas is the best state

[Ad Bot]

[Remurr]

it's humid, there's a lot of old people, there are mosquitoes, and sharp clams and coral in the water

[Maxwell.]

it's humid, there's a lot of old people, there are mosquitoes, and sharp clams and coral in the water

it's ok I'm emo I would love to cut myself on many different types of coral

but like, the mosquitos, do they give you malaria

[Drydess]

FLORIDA MAN REVEALED AS A SCOT

[ThatDarkNinja778]

Florida's population mostly consists of alligators, old people, people who complain about the mildly hot weather despite living there for 10 years, and tourists.

it's humid and the people there are unpleasant

I'm not one of the unpleasant ones
right? :c

[Akio-]

I'm not one of the unpleasant ones
right? :c

your reinhardt is unpleasant kappa

[Ragequit]

go to texas

[Maxwell.]

go to texas

no

[Ragequit]

no

yes. you must remember the Alamo.

[Maxwell.]

yes. you must remember the Alamo.

I don't remember the alamo this is why I can't be texan

[Juncoph]

hello i was born and raised in florida

1: the weather

the weather is often seen as

"godawful",

"stuff",

"like homogay soup",

and in general quite humid and hot. this is basically the caribbean. what do you expect.

however this weather is not impressively hot.

i currently live in virginia, the climatologist's stuffhole of the US. floridian summers followed by bitter winters. it is gay, quite like maxwell.





2: the people

there are three major demographics of people in florida.

psychopaths, old people in retirement homes, and "regular" families (unless you're in the panhandle in which welcome to the bible belt friend)

if you drive around florida you will often see strange apartment-block looking buildings but if you drive to them you will generally find that they are not apartments but in fact retirement homes. what is the difference? well in one, people leave in their cars, and in another, people leave in an ambulance.


i've fished off that pier!

the psychopath demographic, embodied by our favorite anti-hero Florida Man, is actually quite small and honestly probably not much larger than any other state's. the reason for its publicity is probably due to the meme. good job guys.

[Ragequit]

I don't remember the alamo this is why I can't be texan

its ok to be gay

[The Resonte!]

I don't remember the alamo this is why I can't be texan

with an attitude like that of course u cant

[MYST]

theres a lot of gay ppl

[Maxwell.]

bane

you make some very good points however i must ask you one very important question.,-;:

do they have a thermostat in vagina that reads in make-sensius units rather than far-above-gay

theres a lot of gay ppl

like who