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name: Whal Eio
description: Incredibly small, stout italian man with big nose, though oddly ripped. Has an intense greed for money, and will go to the ends of the earth looking for it. Blasts hip-hop music out of his car while driving 5 mph through a quiet neighborhood for fun.
endurance +3
his rolls and muscle make him durable
strength +3
regularly works out
agility -3
his legs are like 8 inches long
intelligence +1
he's good at handling money
senses -1
he does not react well
charisma -2
tiny stout italian men are not charismatic
his weapon is a nine-iron golf club