Author Topic: graham - enhancing our bodies so we can survive car crashes  (Read 2026 times)

What the hell? Why did they tell me to turn up the volume and play creepy ambient noise? I thought this was a science demo.

A weapon to surpass metal gear



the dude's secretly begging for someone to put him out of his misery

we've only had cars for like 300 years or something?
uh

uh
i mean... maybe in the most technical sense of engine-powered offrails vehicles

uh
well I rly don't know 1st of all, and 2nd, in this context, it was better to overestimate than underestimate

Why he got 12 nipples

well I rly don't know 1st of all, and 2nd, in this context, it was better to overestimate than underestimate
i can't even begin to imagine how warped your view of history must be if you believed they had automobiles in 1716

we might aswell stop walking across the street to avoid this horrible beast

i can't even begin to imagine how warped your view of history must be if you believed they had automobiles in 1716
remembering when everything happened is far less important than remembering what happened
generally speaking

remembering when everything happened is far less important than remembering what happened
generally speaking
you do realize the roman empire fell in like 1990 right

you do realize the roman empire fell in like 1990 right
s2g I'm gonna make your roman empire fall if u don't shut up


Cars with a source of propulsion other than a horse have only been around for like 120 years

Buggies (like horse drawn stuff) have been around longer though

oh what ew
here I heard "body enhancement" and was expecting some sick transhumanism
but no instead I'm greeted with fat forget the walking airbag