Am I weird for hating shorts?

[DarkPirate]

I like shorts but I'm Australian so...

if theres one thing I really hate its skinny jeans

all of this applies to me

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[gr8dayseth]

plants can't dream

I CAN DREAM OF MY IMAGINARY FOOT GOING UP YOUR ASS


but for real I actually hate them more because I don't like my legs being exposed to bugs and tall grass and stuff it's real annoying

[Timestamp]

I CAN DREAM OF MY IMAGINARY FOOT GOING UP YOUR ASS

the only dream that's gonna go on here is a dream of wishing u wouldn't smack talk me and tryna threatin my life and family huh you wanna go you goat slurpee straw lookin' ass i swear on my god's hills and on my dead blessed mother if you ever try to bump me in the subway intentionally to make me look at u with ur cute eyes shootin daggers at me i'm going to deck you hard in the bathroom where you will be smothered in toilet water where the poopie poopies go you hear me ok man come at me and i'm gonna smack you i'll make your emotions dent because of my godly existance be thankful im not gonna take this shoe up ur butt hard so u will feel the rubber in ur insides ok dude alright


im ok with shorts

[News]

i like shorts, they're comfy and easy to wear

[K3k0m@n]

I'm ok with them if it's just around the house or maybe in a back garden but not in public

[SuperSuit12]

I can't stand them either. Don't worry.

#### shorts honestly

Ditto, minus the thing I censored.
Especially gym shorts. I hate gym shorts. I wear sweatpants to gym because A: They're not shorts and B: They're not shorts and C: They're comfortable

Did I mention D: They're not shorts?

[Daswiruch]

Ditto, minus the thing I censored.

why did you censor out forget

[carolcat]

i used to hate shorts because i was self conscious about my legs but i've grown to love my legs and now i'm fine with wearing short shorts.

why did you censor out forget

probably because he's a young kid

[Mr Queeba]

I guess you're short.

[Akio-]

is the weather really mild near you, or do you just never leave your house

shorts are a godsend when it's 95° with 75% humidity

[Ravencroft·]

Chino shorts and Sperrys are basically my life in the summer.

[Eon]

I hate shorts but when it's roasting outside you kinda have to wear them.

[Rad]

I don't wear them in public

[McZealot]

i used to never wear shorts because i'd be uncomfortable and cold. but now i have so much leg hair i could go naked and not get cold. so i tend to wear shorts, especially since it seems to be getting hotter here than it was before, or at least more humid.

[NotBomberguy]

shorts are for forgetboys