Am I weird for hating shorts?

[Lego lad]

i like shorts cuz arizona heat

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[TheABELBOTO]

if it's really hot I just wear linen pants :D cool enough to not melt your balls but still gives cover for the legs.

[Ravencroft·]

if it's really hot I just wear linen pants :D cool enough to not melt your balls but still gives cover for the legs.

Why would you want cover for your legs in the summer though? I don't dare wear anything that sits below my knees when it's 70+ degrees out.

[Foxscotch]

Why would you want cover for your legs in the summer though? I don't dare wear anything that sits below my knees when it's 70+ degrees out.

>70
the A/C in my house is generally set somewhere between 68 and 72

[Red Spy]

I never wear shorts

[TheABELBOTO]

Why would you want cover for your legs in the summer though? I don't dare wear anything that sits below my knees when it's 70+ degrees out.

cause i don't like the sun on my legs. Also because I'm scared of having something latching on to my bare legs. it's weird i know.

[Foxscotch]

cause i don't like the sun on my legs. Also because I'm scared of having something latching on to my bare legs. it's weird i know.

let me tell you jeans will not stop a tick

[TheABELBOTO]

let me tell you jeans will not stop a tick

I wear linen pants tho, and also I'm talking about something bigger, like a potato bug.

[bestguy22]

if you wear skinny jeans forget you

[Nickelob Ultra]

I live in alabama, hot and humid all the time, shorts are still gay

Maybe if you're wearing these incredibly closeted mid-thigh pastel pieces of stuff you're gay,



But I can't find any other reason that shorts would be considered gay.

[Foxscotch]

Maybe if you're wearing these incredibly closeted mid-thigh pastel pieces of stuff you're gay,

But I can't find any other reason that shorts would be considered gay.

those particular shorts mean you're like quadruple gay, but shorts as a concept are simply, Gay, it's a fact

[Rally]

I live in Western Australia for a solid chunk of the year but I only wear shorts around the house. Shorts are inconvenient if you ask me and you wouldn't catch me dead walking around the lake without some form of long pants on. Well actually you probably would find me dead, because a snake would've bitten me in my stupid exposed thighs. I went to camp a long time ago and when I was walking through the forest I got my leg caught in some brambles and by the time I got free and made it to the clinic I was bleeding all over the place like a motherforgeter, and that's when I made the decision to stop wearing shorts.

[WaffleCake]

i don't like shorts too much
especially because 90% of the shorts i see sold for girls are ridiculously short
like do you see this stuff

I'D RATHER HAVE SHORTS THAT GO DOWN TO YOUR KNEES LIKE CARGO SHORTS

[Yosher]

not just you OP, shorts are dum

[Red Spy]

Maybe if you're wearing these incredibly closeted mid-thigh pastel pieces of stuff you're gay,



But I can't find any other reason that shorts would be considered gay.

Those look like ball huggers