AHH i still can't tell if you're joking
dude look bro look

this right here is the newtons law of universal gravitation
you see the small one gets pulled to the big one right?
see right imagine the green one approaching the blue one right and youre on the green one so like just when it about to collapse you NEGATE THE GRAVITY BY JUMPING
so your pull gets cancel and it restarts at the pull of a normal jump
so you effectively cancel your maximum velocity if you have a jumping surface
ez pz