Do you guys have "Make your own burger" im america and other countries?
Also, what was your most funny story at working there.
We really don't have a "make your own" at our restaurant. The closest we have to that is the chef crafted sandwich menu where you can choose a base for your sandwich and customize it from there.
For the story, well when i started working at mcdonalds they put me on morning shift. That's usually anywhere from 6-12am. Morning shifts are comparable to that feeling you get when you're about to stuff your soul after eating something distasteful. That gut wrenching, ass clenching, bullstuff you experience when you walk in the door and clock in on register. I have minor social anxiety that i don't treat with medication. It's nothing serious, im just a very shy guy and usually freeze up and flush around awkward moments. Now that should be an indication to not put me on front counter, but the manager at that time was a blind clueless lazy forget who saw us as numbers instead of people. Front counter is probably the worst position to be in if you're like me so it goes without saying that i really didn't want to be there on
that day. Old people. Old people are the bane of my existence when it comes to front counter. All the local elders like to gather at McDonalds in the early morning like its some super serious ritual cult they have to abide by. Now i have no problem with old people outside of work, but when I'm on the clock, i want them to drop dead just before i see them coming in the door. They have some of the worst manners and treat everyone that works there like stuff.
Enough of the backstory, i almost got terminated for what i did that morning.
So we have this one local who drops in every morning. He's like the ring leader of the elder group. He's big/hulking. Looks almost like a veteran who's seen some stuff. He talks like one too, and he's still socially underdeveloped because he called one of our Hispanic workers a really bad word. Well one morning i had enough of his bullstuff, despite his age. Being old does not give you a reason to be a colossal loving prick. So if you know anything about splenda, it's basically a sugar but its not. I'ts about a step down from what you find in Sugar Free Gummy Bears, which we all know is bad. It's a sweetener. And this guy usually wants one or two packets in his coffee. Little did he know, excess amounts of splenda will yield an upset stomach and a one way trip to bowel hell. 30 packs into his senior coffee and a short amount of time later and there was a call for lobby to clean up the bathroom. Me and the Hispanic co worker were in on it. I only intended to put a couple more packs over the norm but he took the coffee and spiked it with more splenda which could've possibly hurt the man. It was a stuffty revenge to say the least.
what do you mix your sweet tea in. because in my town they mix it in mop buckets.
We have special tubs for tee. They're red/green for sweet/unsweetened.
WHAT IS THE SECRET SAUCE YOU ONLY HAVE 10 MINUTES TO ANSWER
I really can't confirm this but its like mixing mayo w/ketchup and a little bit of spicy something. The sauce is literally labeled "sauce" in storage.
give us the secret code to the secret menu with the secret burger with the secret sauce
If you really want to try it, you can request a McGangbang or a Sea n' Air sandwhich if you print out the ingredients on a piece of paper. It might be a little pricey but we've definitely had people order the "secret" stuff.
can i get a uhhhhhh
an uhhhh
a number...
a number 7 with uh
a large uh
no make that a small
uhhh
actually lets do medium... french fries with uhhh... mustard
and a uhhh large uhh...chocolate shake...
forget anyone who has ever sat there and has done this. The menu is literally online, inside, outside, and posted above our heads in front counter. Not to mention, you probably want what you always get when you were here the last time. 10 nuggets/large/drink. Or Quarter pounder/w/large/drink + extra.
