left ear is clogged

[Whackin]

cut it off

[Ad Bot]

[Lego lad]

its on strike

[NotBomberguy]

pray that some bug or ant didn't lay eggs or make a colony in your ear

[Renekar]

shoot the inside of your left ear

[Damp]

thank you for the latest suggestions. i have decided to hang my ear on a stool

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[Conan]

http://badspot.us/Comic-They-Wait.html

[Lego lad]

its the only way

[Red Spy]

its the only way

Power drills are far more efficient

[Epicduke]

could be an earwig too

there are as many earwigs in your body as teeth

[Lego lad]

Power drills are far more efficient

this is the cheap route

[Nonnel]

did a space ant crawl in your ear

[Akio-]

there are as many earwigs in your body as teeth

there's no way that this is true. i refuse to believe

[Epicduke]

there's no way that this is true. i refuse to believe

Earwigs use their pincers to carry fibrous material for their nests. In the modern age this often means man-made materials like carpeting or pocket lint. Industrious earwigs may visit your pockets four times a day on average.

[Ragequit]

did a space ant crawl in your ear

no. He would need to be in space for space ants to survive in his ear

[Acerblock]

One thing I did, since I just got over an ear infection myself, is to take Advil. Not only will it relieve your pain, it also takes down the inflammation inside your ear cbrown town. Good luck dude, I feel your pain.