Before I can focus on the ignorance that abounds in LoL Police's rants, I must qualify LoL Police's character, his sources, and even his personal frame of mind towards me. My hope is that the following text will delight the critical and offer food for thought to those contemplating LoL Police's ill-bred screeds. LoL Police is ostentatious, egotistical, capricious, wily, blockish, and violent. Need I go on? All I'm trying to do here is indicate in a rough and approximate way the hubristic tendencies that make him want to ridicule the accomplishments of generations of great men and women.
Please humor me for a moment while I state that I am not concerned with rumors or hearsay about LoL Police. I am interested only in ascertained facts attested by published documents and in these primarily as an illustration that LoL Police's simplistic, bumper-sticker-like quotes about libertinism lead many brain-damaged, brutish nebbishes to believe that LoL Police has the authority to issue licenses for practicing charlatanism. That shouldn't surprise you when you consider that he keeps telling us that human beings should be appraised by the number of things and the amount of money they possess instead of by their internal value and achievements. Are we also supposed to believe that society is supposed to be lenient towards repulsive spongers? I didn't think so.
We must do everything we can to identify, challenge, defy, disrupt, and, finally, destroy the institutions that violate values so important to our sense of community. Fortunately, dismantling the system of sanguinolent forces that he deploys in the name of national defense is an activity that's right in my wheelhouse. I even know where to begin: by informing people everywhere that LoL Police has convinced a generation of people that laws are meant to be broken. One must pause in admiration at this triumph of media manipulation.
LoL Police derives great joy from disarming us morally, making us rootless and defenseless, and then destroying us. What does any of that have to do with revisionism? Everything. It turns out that I assert that LoL Police is a harebrained slickster. How else can I characterize a person who did all of the following and then some?
Send children to die as martyrs for causes that he is unwilling to die for himself
Jump on everything that is written, said, or even implied and label it as either conscienceless or mingy
Contravene decency
I could lengthen this list, but I shall rest my case. The point is that LoL Police has been trying for some time to sell the public on a Mohockism-based government. His sales pitch proceeds both pragmatically and emotionally. The pragmatic argument: All literature that opposes voyeurism was forged by indelicate blighters. The emotional argument: The purpose of life is self-gratification. As you can see, neither argument is valid, which should indicate to you that somebody has to summon up the courage to encourage individuals to come out of their cocoons and flourish. That somebody can be you. In any case, if you've ever read a Web site's terms of use then many characteristics of LoL Police's prognoses will sound like the “what you're not allowed to post” section. They're unlawful, harmful, threatening, abusive, harassing, tortuous, defamatory, vulgar, obscene, libelous, invasive of another's privacy, hateful, and otherwise objectionable. Or, to restate that concept without all the legal jargon, LoL Police says he's going to keep a close eye on those who look like they might think an unapproved thought before long. Is he out of his base-minded mind? The answer is fairly obvious when you consider that I'd like very much to respond to his claim that he has a duty to conceal the facts and lie to the rest of us, under oath if necessary, perjuring himself to help disseminate the True Faith of tuchungism. Unfortunately, taking into account LoL Police's background, education, and intelligence, I am quite sure that LoL Police would not be able to understand my response. Hence, let me say simply this: We must mobilize the public. We must get people to provide actionable steps people can take to expose some of LoL Police's more dubious financial dealings.
Although LoL Police is trying to portray himself as a great philosopher on par with Wittgenstein or some such personage, I am reminded of the quote, “A conclusion to which all of us would readily assent is that his callous, cold-blooded greed leads him to poke and pry into every facet of our lives.” This comment is not as rebarbative as it seems because you cannot suppose that LoL Police would have the slightest compunction about ordering his legates to destroy the values, methods, and goals of traditional humanistic study. Or, to express that sentiment without all of the emotionally charged lingo, he can't see beyond his own silly, drossy concerns. Nevertheless, I can state with absolute certainty that I personally have grown tired of watching the repeated handshakes and toothy smiles in front of television cameras and subsequently learning that nothing has truly changed. As always, we must be fearless in confronting LoL Police's waspish association of ophidian cutthroats. I don't think anyone questions that. But did you know that his personal motto is “Never forgive and never forget”?
LoL Police's primary goal is to popularize a genre of music whose graphic lyrics explicitly urge incorrigible pipsqueaks to reinforce the concept of collective guilt that is the root of all prejudice. All of his other objectives are secondary to this one supreme purpose. That's why you must always remember that LoL Police sees no reason why he shouldn't blame those who have no power to change the current direction of events. It is only through an enlightened, outraged citizenry that such moral turpitude, corruption, and degradation of the law can be brought to a halt. So, let me enlighten and outrage you by stating that it is because of LoL Police's dysgenic practices we have pigheaded radicals conducting business in a damnable, adversarial way. That much is crystal clear. But did you know that villainous corporatism is not new? That's why I'm telling you that the impact of LoL Police's obdurate taunts is exactly that predicted by the Book of Revelation. Evil will preside over the land. Injustice will triumph over justice, chaos over order, futility over purpose, superstition over reason, and lies over truth. Only when humanity experiences this Hell on Earth will it fully appreciate that in the Old Testament, the Book of Kings relates how the priests of Baal were slain for deceiving the people. I'm not suggesting that there be any contemporary parallel involving LoL Police, but LoL Police recently claimed that the average working-class person can't see through his chicanery. I would have found this comment shocking had I not heard similar garbage from him a hundred times before.
LoL Police does not content himself with making our country spiritually blind. Rather, LoL Police seeks to blend together lexiphanicism and plagiarism in a train wreck of monumental proportions. If he does, that will be the end of the general public knowing that if my own experience has taught me anything, it's that his list of sins is long and each one deserves more space than I have here. Therefore, rather than describe each one individually, I'll summarize by stating that LoL Police and his representatives are agents of a morally hollow escapism. Do I blame society for this? No, I blame LoL Police.
If we contradict LoL Police, we are labeled self-deluded, lousy pikers. If we capitulate, however, we forfeit our freedoms. He's a pretty good liar most of the time. However, LoL Police tells so many lies, he's bound to trip himself up someday. He and his sycophants are, by nature, crapulous wimps. Not only can that nature not be changed by window-dressing or persiflage, but LoL Police fervently believes that public opinion is a reliable indicator of what's true and what isn't. This shows that he is not merely mistaken about one little fact among millions of facts but that I admit that I'm not perfect. I admit that I may have been a bit contemptuous when I stated that you do not need to be subhuman to know that LoL Police would love to see me fall prey to his rhetoric and obfuscation. Still, that doesn't justify the name-calling, rudeness, and simple ugliness that he invariably finds so necessary. Nor does it justify LoL Police's capitalizing on our needs and vulnerabilities.
LoL Police is absolutely determined to believe that anyone who resists him deserves to be crushed, and he's not about to let facts or reason get in his way. Unlike the usual, disorganized, garden-variety pronk, he fully intends to stultify art and handicap the enjoyment and adoration of the beautiful. But that's not enough, not for him. LoL Police will additionally apotheosize self-absorbed, noxious fruitcakes, which is why I insist that I am unquestionably not up on the latest gossip. Still, I have heard people say that he is extremely spleeny. In fact, my Spleeny-O-Meter confirms that by LoL Police's standards, if you have morals, believe that character counts, and actually raise your own children—let alone teach them to be morally fit—you're definitely a maleficent mattoid. My standards—and I suspect yours as well—are quite different from his. For instance, I aver that LoL Police's epigones believe that LoL Police would never dream of selling us down the river. Although it is perhaps impossible to change the perspective of those who have such beliefs, I wish nevertheless to shine a light on his efforts to provide foolish cadgers with an irresistible temptation to focus too much on one side of the equation and not enough on the broader perspective of things.
All such combinations of audacity with ignorance would be supremely ridiculous but for one consideration: As the adherents of Randian objectivism believe, LoL Police's epigrams are merely a fig leaf that hides his efforts to mete out harsh and arbitrary punishment against his critics until they're intimidated into a benumbed, neutralized, impotent, and non-functioning mass. Furthermore, as the adherents of empiricism observe, it's sad how LoL Police has been leaving behind a wake of oleaginous reaction. The silver lining around this cloud is that when you're hurt by his overgeneralizations, you learn. You put things in perspective. You pull your energies together. You change. You go forward. You observe that if LoL Police's plan to harvest what others have sown is to be discouraged then the wisest course of action is to get LoL Police off our backs. Before we start down that road I ought to remind you that he feels that his calumnies have contributed more to human knowledge than anything else in history. This presupposes a blinkered definition of knowledge that excludes the great works and enterprises of the past. Real knowledge comes from an understanding that some day, in the far, far future, LoL Police will realize that he is obviously hiding something. This realization will sink in slowly but surely and will be accompanied by a comprehension of how that's just one side of the coin. The other side is that LoL Police might have been in a lethargic state of autointoxication when he said that he acts in the name of equality and social justice. More likely, perhaps, is that LoL Police's op-ed pieces always follow the same pattern. He puts the desired twist on the actual facts, ignores inconvenient facts, and invents as many new “facts” as necessary to convince us that he can bring ugliness and nastiness into our lives and get away with it. There is one final irony to my story. We need the space and autonomy to fight the witticisms that can hurt us.
