The (probably) stupid story of a blockhead

[RACCOONNEER1214]

hack the admin and ban everybody and take over the city.

[Ad Bot]

[TableSalt]

Retrieve knees

[Foopster]

jack off and leave

[Checko2100]

He attempts to fix his richard
but goddamn he is scared of the pain he will suffer


HOLY stuff IT HURTS MORE THAN WHAT HE IMAGINED


now that he fixed his richard, he feels lovey AGAIN and forgets the asphalt


but he sees a homeless man
and he tries to solve all his problems


but he forgot to ask where could he find flolop
Blockhead: do you know where does flolop live?
Manager: Yeah, he is an old friend of mine. He lives in an small cottage, the south tunnel can get you there
Blockhead: thanks, by the way do you sell knees?
Manager: we sell even richards


NOW HE IS A TOTALLY NEW MAN WITH HIS NEW ARMS AND NEW KNEES


well not exactly new as he jerks off again


so he heads out for the south tunnel and off he goes!


but what should he do when he arrives flolop's house?

[GrapeJellyToastMan]

Crash into his house take him hostage and throw him into the back of the van

[News]

slam the door open and yell "THIS IS A ROBBERY"

[Potatoh]

Realize that you can only move your hands up and down and you cant fap anymore

[TableSalt]

Beat the stuff out of the door with a hammer while screaming "FLOLOP HOME YES OR NO"

[Sebi]

Crash into his house take him hostage and throw him into the back of the van

[tber123]

Take flolop hostage and plan to ransom him

[Space1255]

Jack off to your own left middle finger

[failbros2]

jack off while driving

[Checko2100]

After 30 minutes of driving in the night, his car is empty of gas! goddamnit


But oh what is that
a big ass dinosaur!
and a lover of dinos hiding behind the bushes


by using his magic wand (and his m1911), he converts the loving dinosaur into loving gas!
and he also managed to break somebody's dreams!


20 minutes later, he sees the small cottage
he gets so excited he starts jerking off in his car


but holy stuff his climax made him lose control and crashes the van like the stupid monday he is
forget


he breaks the door with his loving strong arm (because he jerks off all day) and yells
Blockhead: FLOLOP HOME YES OR NO


Flolop: What the hell? Yeah I'm hom- WHO THE forget ARE YOU?!


Blockhead: THIS IS A ROBBERY, NOW TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF


After abusing loveually of flolop (and setting his house on fire), he holds him hostage and throws him at the back of his van and leaves to the city


What should he do now?

[Drydess]

burn the car and steal another one

[Nix the Glaceon]

tie his richard to a boulder and then start tugging on it