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kill CIA
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go back to city
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Author Topic: The (probably) stupid story of a blockhead  (Read 11081 times)


and then rape yourself while raping folop while jacking off and leaving

So he walks around and finds a hallway
looks like there are 2 builders talking


so he simply takes out his gun and goddamn shoots
looks like he still wants murder as his hobby


He chooses to only shoot 1 builder though
he has plans for the other...

THE BUILDER SCREAMS IN PAIN AS HE IS PENETRATED BY A GIANT carrot


now blockhead collects some sticks and shoves them up in the builder's ass


He walks around a bit more when he finds a market
but looks like there is an CIA reunion

you done forgeted up blockhead


but Blockhead manages to become friends with CIA and hands them flolop as a peace offering

but what they didn't know, is that
that was not flolop...


BOOM!
BLOCKHEAD GAVE THEM A FAKE EXPLOSIVE FLOLOP
NOW CIA IS DEAD
THANKS BLOCKHEAD YOU SAVED THE WORLD


Now blockhead thinks he is worthy of a good reward
and jumps as high as he can to get his reward


And as reward...
he gets flolop's virign ass
but it's more fun with 2 people so he just takes a big carrot to the ass


Then blockhead has the idea to use the wand on himself to see if he could teleport again
but instead, he loses his arms and knees!
forget


well, at least he can still jerk off...


what should he do now?

swing out your 18-inch and perform a vasectomy on yourself, keep your nuts for later


Pick up the glass nearby and eat it.

Actually loving ask Flolop to fix your goddamn plane, if it isn't too late, that is.



Actually loving ask Flolop to fix your goddamn plane, if it isn't too late, that is.

And threaten to perform a HOME VASECTOMY on Flolop if he refuses

find a gun store, rob it, and get new guns



go to the past and prevent 9/11