Author Topic: open rp (Read 4047 times)

Daswiruch · August 05, 2016, 10:00:19 PM

it's the end of a long school day. you are standing outside of the building about to walk home when the new exchange student, donkey kong, walks up to you and sighs bashfully. "i have no idea where i am. would you mind walking me home?"

your palms get sweaty as you consider taking this beautiful hunk of an ape on a walk with you. lewd donkey thoughts race through your mind as you think of what to do next...

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Freek · August 05, 2016, 10:02:46 PM

you scream and you frighten him too. he rips your face off takes a bite out of it and gives it back to you

Nonnel · August 05, 2016, 10:03:40 PM

ARRG ARE YA TALKIN TO ME

Akio- · August 05, 2016, 10:03:59 PM

you decide to duel him

Daswiruch · August 05, 2016, 10:07:30 PM

Quote from: Freek on August 05, 2016, 10:02:46 PM

you scream and you frighten him too. he rips your face off takes a bite out of it and gives it back to you

you open your hands to reveal your sweaty palms as kong-sama places your dismembered face in them
"tee-hee" the muscly beast shrieks. "i get a little carried away when i get nervous"
you are amazed and turned on at the same time. donkey-chan has taken a bite out of your face. this is going to be the best afternoon ever.

Quote from: Nonnel on August 05, 2016, 10:03:40 PM

ARRG ARE YA TALKIN TO ME

you scream with your lip-less face at the crung-eyed crustacean to beat it. this is your joint turf around here.

Quote from: Akio- on August 05, 2016, 10:03:59 PM

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you decide to duel him

you decide that dueling this penguin is more important than taking dk home

Insert Name Here� · August 05, 2016, 10:11:09 PM

* expands dong

Metalliku · August 05, 2016, 10:12:05 PM

ignore dk and forget the bee

Daswiruch · August 05, 2016, 10:13:57 PM

Quote from: Insert Name Here� on August 05, 2016, 10:11:09 PM

* expands dong

you notice that your shorts have gotten tighter as you get beat up by this loving little-ass penguin
maybe this afternoon is getting a little too exciting

Quote from: Metalliku on August 05, 2016, 10:12:05 PM

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ignore dk and forget the bee

the temptations of dk and the penguin fight are now forgotten
you push the penguin currently pummeling you off of you and punch dk in the nose. you tell him to wander off and get hit by a car.
you give in to desire and forget the bee with your newly expanded dong

bestguy22 · August 05, 2016, 10:15:22 PM

-lays in bed looking at the ceiling and sighs-

Insert Name Here� · August 05, 2016, 10:15:31 PM

Quote from: Daswiruch on August 05, 2016, 10:13:57 PM

you notice that your shorts have gotten tighter as you get beat up by this loving little-ass penguin
maybe this afternoon is getting a little too exciting

maybe after the penguin is done beating me up, I'll "beat him" up too ;)

Daswiruch · August 05, 2016, 10:17:28 PM

Quote from: bestguy22 on August 05, 2016, 10:15:22 PM

-lays in bed looking at the ceiling and sighs-

you are now in someone's house
you are wearing what is presumably an orange gi and your hair is tall and yellow.
you knock on the door
you say "it's me, goku."

Quote from: Insert Name Here� on August 05, 2016, 10:15:31 PM

maybe after the penguin is done beating me up, I'll "beat him" up too ;)

your only desires are for bees and doors
no time for penguins

Insert Name Here� · August 05, 2016, 10:21:05 PM

Quote from: Daswiruch on August 05, 2016, 10:17:28 PM

your only desires are for bees and doors
no time for penguins

well forget brb going to a bee farm

Freek · August 05, 2016, 10:34:53 PM

Quote from: Daswiruch on August 05, 2016, 10:07:30 PM

you open your hands to reveal your sweaty palms as kong-sama places your dismembered face in them
"tee-hee" the muscly beast shrieks. "i get a little carried away when i get nervous"
you are amazed and turned on at the same time. donkey-chan has taken a bite out of your face. this is going to be the best afternoon ever.

i scream and run from the hulking beast

Daswiruch · August 05, 2016, 10:38:01 PM

feel free to arr-pee^tm amongst yourselves
it is open after all

you can use your own oc (that stands for orange creation) to aarp if you want

create scenarios within this kongiverse

TheABELBOTO · August 05, 2016, 10:38:40 PM

i grab freek's lizard and stroke it gently.