open rp

[Steve5451²]

i grab freek's lizard and stroke it gently.

do you wish to continue yes or no?

[Ad Bot]

[McJob]

"What do you mean those galactic-sized testicle suckers have forgeted up my loving beautiful loving RP forum? Get your loving hairy balls out of my stuffty morning porridge, my one loving pleasure left in my life, and go stop those thunderroosters from doing any more loving damage, else I'll call up Jamie and I'll let him have his way with your entire loving gene pool until the holy high court orders for international military loving intervention in a vain attempt to stop him from shoving glass up your urethra! Absolute wanker; I could get a loving limp hot dog to do your job." <<Malcolm slams the phone back in his pocket, his expression about as beautiful as an elephant taking a nasty diarrhoea-laden stuff. He proceeds in the direction of Number 10, pondering to himself.>> "Now, whose bollocks do I need to sever today? I've been hungry for dog-chow and the Korean eatery got shut down by the health-inspectors."

[Mr Queeba]

I proceed to nuke Russia 149204 times from my butt.

[Malleo100]

Hi, I'm Doug Dimmadome owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome! If y'all would ever be so kind as to accept, I'd like to invite you to be my waifu

No, I'm the real Doug Dimmadome: Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome you dimma-dimwit

[Juncoph]

*stuffposts on a lego forum about conflicts between the polish-lithuanian commonwealth and the ottoman empire*

[Decepticon]

Hi, I'm Doug Dimmadome owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome! If y'all would ever be so kind as to accept, I'd like to invite you to be my waifu

Nepu~ Nepu~ Nepu~ Nepu~

[Torin]

aaaaand thread ruined

[Freek]

do you wish to continue yes or no?

yyes

[Decepticon]

i see very many people do not like my character writing

very well, i will return soon

[Maxwell.]

aaaaand thread ruined

not really

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Nepu~ Nepu~ Nepu~ Nepu~

Well HOOOOEY that's just fantastic, here's the keys to my dimmadome! Make yourself right at home!

[Freek]

i wreck the dimmadome with my monster truck

[Maxwell.]

i wreck the dimmadome with my monster truck

I command you to stop!

[Freek]

i don't stop and run over doug dimmadome.

[Decepticon]

hello

stop this dozer

[Freek]

i stick a bike pump in his bellybutton and inflate him until he blows up into a million pieces