you are in your bed at night, with your eyes barely able to stay open, the shimmering moon light piercing through your window, drifting off to sleep, and when you finally achieve your blissful dreaming state, you are only greeted by a seemingly infinite black abyss in front of you, you decide to start walking in a vain attempt to find anything in the landscape, you walk forward for what seems like hours, your legs feeling as though they are ready to fall off, before you see a lone, pristine, two person park bench in the distance, you run towards the bench with all your energy, you are exhausted by the time you get there, and decide to rest on the bench for several minutes to compose yourself, after you calm down, you decide to examine your surroundings, and see nothing for as long as the black abyss stretches in front of you, a troubling sight, but as you then look to the next seat on the bench next to you, you see crazy frog, as you both stare into each others cocaine white eyes, crazy frog gently places his long, sticky hand on your thigh, and starts producing badly imitated motorcycle noises from his unmoving mouth, you are frightened, but also slightly aroused, what do you do with this crazy frog?
