Author Topic: NIX'S STUPID ADVENTURE  (Read 3316 times)

i decided to make one of these because why not i'm loving bored

VOICE: "Wakey wakey..."
Nix jumps up.

NIX: "AH WHO SAID THAT."

"And..."

"Where... am I?"
Also, a quick reminder, every time Nix dies, it goes back to the previous scenario.
WHERE GO.

go to a for airport and take a plane to mexico, youre now Nixi Glazione from Pòkkeland

Go to las vegas and gamble because why not.



wreck spongebob with a piece of corn

Fap to happy smiley face paper

Go through door A with an assault rifle and start firing just to make sure everything is dead.


Fap to happy smiley face paper
Nix would lay down infront of the smiley face paper, basking in its glory, and then start furiously jacking off like a loveually frustrated gorilla, but can't because 1. Pokemon physics doesn't give Pokemon any genitalia and 2. Nix is a female anyway so yeah
so she just kinda lays down infront of the paper
Go through Door A
Inside of the room behind Door A, there is a cup of coffee.

Drink it?

Drink the Cup

See what health effects it will have on you


Drink the Cup

See what health effects it will have on you
Nix drinks it, in hopes it will provide anything positive.



The hydrochloric acid in the coffee effectively burns away at Nix's digestive system, eating her from the inside.
U DIE
eat the key
Nix attempts to cram the key down her throat, but it's too big to even fit in her mouth. Giving up, she just puts the key in her inventory.
There are no other doors in Room A. Go back?

break the key in half and eat the pieces


go through door "door" and scream "I DRANK 'COFY' WHICH WAS REALLY ACID LOL IM FUNNY RITE"

go through door "door" and scream "I DRANK 'COFY' WHICH WAS REALLY ACID LOL IM FUNNY RITE"
it's like the more unknown the forumer the more they pick on those they think are below them
when in reality it just makes them look like a total richard