NIX'S STUPID ADVENTURE

[Nix the Glaceon]

break the key in half and eat the pieces

Nix attempts to snap the key in half and then cram the pieces down her throat hole, but she only manages to bend it a little.

Go back.

She reenters the main room.

go through door "door" and scream "I DRANK 'COFY' WHICH WAS REALLY ACID LOL IM FUNNY RITE"

The door is just painted on, it doesn't actually exist.

[Ad Bot]

[Insert Name Here²]

ctrl k

[kongo]

search behind smiley face for something to smash the key with

[Bing2]

Use a wrench to turn the wall's collision off and walk through

[Nix the Glaceon]

ctrl k

There is no keyboard.

search behind smiley face for something to smash the key with

There is a crawlspace behind the picture!
Go inside?

Use a wrench to turn the wall's collision off and walk through

Nix throws a wrench pulled out of hammerspace at the wall. It gets stuck in there and can't be pulled out.

[Bing2]

Nix throws a wrench pulled out of hammerspace at the wall. It gets stuck in there and can't be pulled out.

That isn't how you use a wrench silly

[Grieg Kaun]

go into the hole

[kongo]

slam key on the edge of the opening and eat the pieces

[NotBomberguy]

enable developer's console
open console > sv_cheats 1 > sv_impulse 101
if that doesn't work then get good and get lmaobox

[Juncoph]

reunify ukraine, belarus, lithuania and poland under the rule of king and sejm

[TableSalt]

Yell "This is gay!" and proceed to walk through the wall.

[Space1255]

Screech "I VILL SIEZE ZE MEANZ OV MASS PRODUKSHION FOR MOTHER ROSHYA!" As you crawl through the hole

[Nix the Glaceon]

Screech "I VILL SIEZE ZE MEANZ OV MASS PRODUKSHION FOR MOTHER ROSHYA!" As you crawl through the hole

Nix decides to become a feminist for whatever reason, and goes through the hole.
At the other end of the hole, there is a room with a safe (It's locked.) and two doors.

[kongo]

lift the safe, slide the key under a leg and then let the safe fall onto the key

and eat the pieces

[Timestamp]

enter the shadow realm using ur leftover trap card in ur room