I lost my chapstick

[PurpleMetro]

I'm telling you man the aliens are stealing everything.
They stole this mans chapstick. Madness I tell you, madness!

lord- my brother- what the hell is yo ass smokin' up in this hoe?

[Ad Bot]

[catzoo]

lord- my brother- what the hell is yo ass smokin' up in this hoe?

The man in the alley said this stuff was good.
Want some?

[PurpleMetro]

The man in the alley said this stuff was good.
Want some?

bet, pass me some a' that stuff boy

[catzoo]

bet, pass me some a' that stuff boy

Alright just hand me some green and this will be yours.

[PurpleMetro]

stuff brother i only got ones

[Swollow]

it was delicious

[catzoo]

stuff brother i only got ones

to late... When did you get a twin brother?

[Torin]

u just gonna let some bald ass hoe walk up 'n take yo cash like that? girl u be trippin' too
take out yo fists or purse and smack that hoe and be like "hell naw brother you ain't takin' my benjamins"

that's possibly the whitest thing i've heard on this forum

[PurpleMetro]

hoe are u srs rn, like, are u srs rn
yo ass gotta have more weed somewhere

[Foxscotch]

there can only be one
off yourself

seriously this isn't gonna stand. first that guy with the ID 10661 (mine is 10991) and now this? you people are ruining my personal brand. I'm getting my lawyer

[catzoo]

hoe are u srs rn, like, are u srs rn
yo ass gotta have more weed somewhere

man... When did we get a panda in here?

[PurpleMetro]

hell naw, dawg you trippin'
hold on im bouta' call up my hoe wafflecake check out her stuff

[WaffleCake]

hell naw, dawg you trippin'
hold on im bouta' call up my hoe wafflecake check out her stuff

forget no
my sales are private
unless you can cough up the moolah

[PurpleMetro]

bet, dawg look i only got like ten rn but if you chill for a sec i can hook you up with twenty

[WaffleCake]

make it thirty and we got a deal metro