Adventure to the Farlands- another forum rp by a miffed Startacker

[Potatoh]

Use .player.setTransform("0 900000 0");

[Ad Bot]

[failbros2]

take the shotgun and blast the guy in the background's face

[Bing2]

Go to the closet in the back and take the Destructo Wand that was hidden there the whole time

[TableSalt]

Leave your jack and then off yourself.

[Sideswipe]

why the forget is the church a gun store and the school a car shop

[?Sir Info? 2]

>church is named gun shop
>school is named car shop
what is this trickery
Go wait for the bus at the stop

why the forget is the church a gun store and the school a car shop

copier!!!

[startacker]

find a dog and name him wolfy

"ok bye"
"Wait what"

You left to find a dog



There were no dogs

Go wait for the bus at the stop

You wait for the bus for a bit

Yea that didn't happen either

Crash your Jeep through the gun store and steal all the guns

"Uh, ok I guess, you seem to know what you're doing."

Our poor Blockhead gets in his jeep, and steps on it into the gun store!

Well then

He just walks in


"I want a gun"
"Well we don't have a currency add-on so just take whatever suits you"


You grab all the guns

and use them to shoot up a school

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Oh wait there's no school

then jack off and leave

You don't know how to "jack off," but you do know how to leave

You leave

but get too dodgeballs

You go back to GUNs and grab an extra dodgeball

Steal every gun then shove one up the keeper's ass

then leave and jack off while leaving

You just leave

You just leave

Use .player.setTransform("0 900000 0");

"What's that?"

take the shotgun and blast the guy in the background's face

rip

Go to the closet in the back and take the Destructo Wand that was hidden there the whole time

Except there is no closet

Leave your jack and then off yourself.

rop


Now what?

Indendory
Jeep
Remington 870
Melee Shotgun
2 Dodgeballs
gun
Rocket L
Foodstuffs

[Mr Queeba]

Get a Jeep from the local dealership.

[CRITAWAKETS]

Press the "~" key and type in
clientGroup.getObject(0).player.setTransform("2000050 0 1");

Or if it wont work, drive a jeep really far away.

[Potatoh]

Learn what the console command does

[Foopster]

stick it in her pooper

[Refticus]

walk all the way to the farlands.

[Space1255]

Shove the dodgeball a down your shirt

[startacker]

Get a Jeep from the local dealership.

But you already have one, oh speaking of which you're right next to it

Press the "~" key and type in
clientGroup.getObject(0).player.setTransform("2000050 0 1");

But that's no fun

Or if it wont work, drive a jeep really far away.

Finally we can get some progress done-

Learn what the console command does

You read up on console commands

You feel smarter

stick it in her pooper

walk all the way to the farlands.

You stuff the jeep into your inventory and start your adventure!

Shove the dodgeball a down your shirt

But how?

Inpendory
Jeep
Remington 870
Melee Shotgun
2 Dodgeballs
gun
Rocket L
Foodstuffs

[Potatoh]

Shoot the gun in the shoot gun but then the dogeball turned into the shoot but the shoot has the rocket then shoot the dodgeball at the shoot with the shotgun aimed at the rocket then shoot the shoot the the rocket with a shotgun will shoot the shotgun then you will shoot the rocket shoot shoot rocket rocket gun gun shotgun shhhhootttgguunnnn