Author Topic: Adventure to the Farlands- another forum rp by a miffed Startacker  (Read 13405 times)


I think a problem with myself is that I wait for a lot of responses, then lose interest :P

Put on a skirt

Nice
Try and see if anyone around is offering trips to the farlands
You walk across the street and find Butterfun19

"What's the Farlands?"
"Whatever it is, I bet you can drive there!"

That totally wasn't subliminal messaging
get to the farlands in .5 A presses
build up speed for 12 hours
But first we have to talk about Parallel Universes!
Sadly, you are not QPU aligned, and you can feel TJ "Henry" Yoshi telling you that an A press is an A press, you can't call it half.
rename self to "Betelgeuse's Disciple" and start spamming

I guess this is the extent that you can spam since everyone else is a glorified toaster with legs
find the main computer and install a bunch of cool addons
There is no main computer so you just go onto a computer

You download some add-ons, but you can't install add-ons onto other's servers

Use the jeep to start your journey to the Farlands after everything.
registered

divide by zero
Oh forget look there's a calculator

1/0

rop
You respawn as always cause i udnooooooooooo

Take the guns and kill everyone in the city.
After you are done with that, take out the skull out of every person you killed.
Make a hill out of those skulls and then take off all of your clothes and rigorously masturbate ontop of the skull hill.
If your jizz lands on one of the skulls, take that skull with you.
If it doesnt, repeat the process until you do.
Everyone's already dead so you just collect the skulls

Then you realize the server doesn't have hat_intercourse
You just pick up some skulls
(10 skulls added to your inventory)
Look into the eyes of badspot

That wasn't so bad

ALRIGHT you are now going into the farlands!
« Last Edit: October 14, 2016, 02:35:00 PM by startacker »

throw your dodgeball, walk over to it, pick it up, throw again, walk, pick up,
repeat until you're in the farlands.

recolor jeep, cant go to farlands in a plain old white car


ram your car into everything you see

Paint your jeep puke green

take off skirt and accidently take off your pants

participarte in a death race on the way there


Eat a skull for calcium

spawn a  bot and event him to be an obstacle

throw your dodgeball, walk over to it, pick it up, throw again, walk, pick up,
repeat until you're in the farlands.

You throw the dodgeball with all of your might!

It despawned.
recolor jeep, cant go to farlands in a plain old white car

But which color?
Paint your jeep puke green
oh ok

raise the skuttlebug

Look at it, so graceful, don't activate its home!
ram your car into everything you see

YEA RAM THAT BUSH
take off skirt and accidently take off your pants

oh forget oh forget

Nice
participarte in a death race on the way there

Oh hey a deathrace
sniff

*sniff*
Eat a skull for calcium

Mr. Bones sacrifices himself for good calcium
You get some calcium
spawn a  bot and event him to be an obstacle

Wrenching sounds

nic
You get in your vehicle and ready yourself for the DEATHRACE!!!!!!!!!

InJendory
Remington 870
Melee Shotgun
Dodgeball
gun
Rocket L
Foodstuffs
« Last Edit: October 15, 2016, 02:25:42 PM by startacker »