dr. howard's amazing adventure

[Kidalex90]

your name is dr. howard.

you are known for disrupting peace in what you deem the worst communities on the internet.

recently a price was put on your head. you have grown to be increasingly paranoid ever since then.

you are awakened by the sound of someone knocking on your door.

maybe you should go answer it.

only god knows what's in your storage closet,

you haven't looked in there for weeks.

but there're some weapons in your fridge.

it's time to get off of your ass and do something.

dr. howard is fine
inventory:
nothing

[Ad Bot]

[hotremox]

jerk off

[tber123]

Check storage closet, get weapons from fridge, open the door while pointing weapons at the door

[Space1255]

Scream allahu AKHBAR as you shoot through the door with a fridge weapon

[Kidalex90]

jerk off

you jerk off, so now your're loveually satisfied.

Check storage closet,

you check the storage closet to find a researcho mag, and a gun mag.

get weapons from fridge,

you get two berretas from your fridge.

Scream allahu AKHBAR as you shoot through the door with a fridge weapon

you scream "ALLAHU AKHBAR" as you shoot through the door 4 times.

open the door while pointing weapons at the door

you then proceed to open the door, guns drawn. you see a dead corpse, and another person, shocked by his dead comrade.

you point your gun at him, and he surrenders.

dr. howard is fine + loveually satisfied
inventory:
two berretas (ammo: 20/24)
berreta mag
researcho mag

[TableSalt]

take all of his stuff not including virginity

[tber123]

Mug the loser by taking all of his stuff, and then interrogate him.

[Space1255]

"WHERES RACHEL?!?!?!"

[failbros2]

persuade him to assist you

[Kidalex90]

Mug the loser by taking all of his stuff, and then interrogate him.

take all of his stuff not including virginity

"WHERES RACHEL?!?!?!"

persuade him to assist you

you take everything he has, and then proceed to interrogate him.

he reveals he's an assassin hired by a group of furries. when asked where rachel is, he has no clue what you're talking about.

you then try to force him to assist you, but he refuses. you tell him to yiff in hell, and shoot him in the head.

the cops are probably gonna arrive any minute now, so we gotta get outta here!

dr. howard is fine + loveually satisfied
inventory:
$100
two berretas (ammo: 19/24)
mac-10 (ammo: 30/30)
berreta mag
researcho mag
full set of clothes

[tber123]

Get the hell of Dodge and run

[Willymcmilly]

why o we need so many of these tho

[TableSalt]

R U N

[Space1255]

Your quest to find Rachel begins here. Get into a car and drive through any building you see

[GrapeJellyToastMan]

Break your knees with a crowbar