Author Topic: Roast Me  (Read 3483 times)

If you have been on the internet for more than 5 minutes you probably would know about the roasting or the roast website.
Long story short,
I want to be roasted by the people on this forum.

/roast

Bitch, your hairline looks like the fuzz on a pineapple forgeted your mother's pubes.

Bitch, your teeth look like the ones penguins have as replacements.

Bitch, your eyes look like they about to pop out and clean up your dirty ass richard, brother.

brother, I bet your girlfriends pusillanimous individual stinks, I might need some bleach to clean that up.

Bitch, your hairline looks like the fuzz on a pineapple forgeted your mother's pubes.

Bitch, your teeth look like the ones penguins have as replacements.

Bitch, your eyes look like they about to pop out and clean up your dirty ass richard, brother.

brother, I bet your girlfriends pusillanimous individual stinks, I might need some bleach to clean that up.

...woah

/roast

Careful what you ask for bro.

do you like your human well-done

If you have been on the internet for more than 5 minutes you probably would know about the roasting or the roast website.
Long story short,
I want to be roasted by the people on this forum.

/roast

that face when the overdosage of smarties are giving you such a bad trip that you can't even come up with any smart insults so you basically attempt to cover it up making a "roast me" post so you can grab some insults from others

brother you're not worth the effort
seewhatididthere

is your family tree a loving triangle
my content is satire dont sue me!!!!!!
« Last Edit: August 13, 2016, 07:23:05 AM by Jshotgun »

is your family tree a loving triangle
my content is satire dont sue me!!!!!!
OOOOOOOHHH

Id insult you but I couldn't do as good of a job as nature did.

To anyone who wants to be roasted is a loving dumbass. Like, are you THAT edgy?

Do you know how many times a day I run into absolute loving idiots?  Dozens, maybe even more than that, but you sir, you are one of the dumbest.  Mate, this is BLF, it's cancerous as it is, and you asking to peeps to roast you is effectively stuffposting.


TL;DR.  Get off BLF c;

To anyone who wants to be roasted is a loving dumbass. Like, are you THAT edgy?

Do you know how many times a day I run into absolute loving idiots?  Dozens, maybe even more than that, but you sir, you are one of the dumbest.  Mate, this is BLF, it's cancerous as it is, and you asking to peeps to roast you is effectively stuffposting.


TL;DR.  Get off BLF c;

im sorry what? you are telling him to leave just because he wanted to see how the blf would roast him? how is that stuffposting?

No wonder your brother Mario has more spotlight attention then you

To anyone who wants to be roasted is a loving dumbass. Like, are you THAT edgy?

Do you know how many times a day I run into absolute loving idiots?  Dozens, maybe even more than that, but you sir, you are one of the dumbest.  Mate, this is BLF, it's cancerous as it is, and you asking to peeps to roast you is effectively stuffposting.


TL;DR.  Get off BLF c;
Pretentious and autistic, a great combo.

To anyone who wants to be roasted is a loving dumbass. Like, are you THAT edgy?

Do you know how many times a day I run into absolute loving idiots?  Dozens, maybe even more than that, but you sir, you are one of the dumbest.  Mate, this is BLF, it's cancerous as it is, and you asking to peeps to roast you is effectively stuffposting.


TL;DR.  Get off BLF c;
I'm sorry, is this a joke or

I'm sorry, is this a joke or
Look through his posts, he's being serious.