Author Topic: Art of War [Mount & Blade: Warband w/ Floris]  (Read 2951 times)




You hear about Calradia, a land torn between rival sovereignties battling each other for supremacy, a haven for knights and mercenaries, cutthroats and adveturers, all willing to risk their lives in pursuit of fortune, power or glory. In this land which holds great dangers and even greater opportunities, you feel that finally, you hold the key of your destiny in your hands, free to choose as you will, and that whatever course you take, great adventures await you.



You were born years ago, in a far away land known to you as the Islands of Verlen, when you were born you were declared to be:

a) A male
b) A female

You were named:

a) _____

As you grew up, your life evolved into:

a) An incredibly easy one, as you lived your life in the castle your father owned as a Lord of Verlen.
b) An easy life, as you lived in the village your father managed as a minor noble in Verlen.
c) A mediocre life, living in the big city of Asven in Verlen with your father as the leader of the guard.
d) A hard life, barely surviving off of begging and stealing as your father spent what little else you had on ale.

You spent your early life on becoming:

a) A noble in training, learning how to manage fiefs, collect taxes and even a little bit of self defense.
b) A craftsman's apprentice, learning how to better understand complex contraptions.
c) A steppe child, riding your own horse up the great steppes, hunting to survive.
d) A street urchin, stealing, begging and even fighting your way to ensure your survival.

After you went past your early years in life, you became:

a) A university student, studying theology, philosophy and medicine.
b) A squire, learning the ways of combat and serving under a lord.
c) A gladiatior, fighting in the many arenas of Verlen against beasts and men.
d) A bandit, robbing and killing farmers, caravans and anyone who dare cross you.
e) A warlord, leading your own band of mercenaries and helping others if the coin is right.
f) A slave trader, finding "livestock" and offering it to the right people for coin.

But soon you would have to leave Verlen:

a) As a civil war raged on in the land, causing you to abandon your duties and leave.
b) As you receive a message from an old friend who lives in Calradia, asking for your help.
c) As you seek for more coin and glory to obtain.
d) As your father died on his travels in Calradia, now you seek to find the one responsible.

As you set sail for Calradia you decide to head to:

a) Praven, in the Kingdom of Swadia
b) Jelkala, in the Rhodok Republic
c) Sargoth, in the Kingdom of the Nords
d) Rivacheg, in the Grand Principality of the Vaegirs
e) Tulga, in the Khergit Khanate
f) Shariz, in the Sarranid Sultanate



The decisions you make will decide if your journey in Calradia will be a slow and painful travel or an easy travel down a straight road.



so yeah just write down what you pick from that list including a character name so i can actually start playing the loving game so we can get stuff goin

There are too many questions so I'm going to answer 2

Male you loving queer

Bulk Bogan WCW Universal Champ of the Universe

Just go A for all of the ones randomtroll didn't answer

Just go A for all of the ones randomtroll didn't answer

There are too many questions so I'm going to answer 2

Male you loving queer

Bulk Bogan WCW Universal Champ of the Universe

you are now known as Bulk Bogan WCW Champ because the game limited my ability to type that entire name out, also your face looks kinda like this



as you arrive in praven, you find an inn to rest the forget up, as you enter the inn a bandit spots you and tells you that wrestling is fake, you:

a) challenge the loving pusillanimous individual to a duel to the death outside
b) ignore him
c) wcw brawl his ass around the inn

c dubya cee dubya style playa



c dubya cee dubya style playa

C

Option C

you walk up to that no good loving smark and try to brawl him around the inn but his bitch ass pulls out a sword foreign object and tries to hit you with it, you take it outta the inn and into the streets







but jokes on that forgeter because you whip out your own foreign object and beat him to death with it



you see a bunch of swadian pusillanimous individual deserters out in the fields across the stuffty town you just left do you wanna

a) forget them up solo and engage alpha mode
b) get some more pussies from villages to fight them with
c) act like a total pusillanimous individual and run away like yokozuna

and d) forget them up solo with just your fists BROTHERRRRR

D because I'm dumb as forget, I'm sorry.

D because I'm dumb as forget, I'm sorry.

you decide to take on the pusillanimous individual ass deserter party all on your own with your fists









in the end hulkster loving annihilates every single one of these pussies with the power of a thousand screaming hulkamaniacs



do you wanna take these dumb smarks you knocked the forget out prisoners or beat them to death

We could always use slaves. Prisoner time.

we must recruit some more hulkamaniacs, brother!