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forget i meant to press no
date? dude i'd take her out to dinner to the most expensive place on the block and buy off the entire breakfast menu before she can say "nuh uh honey that's a little too much" and i be like this be the appetizer girl you can scarf these down like you do with your richards but leave me be because nothing take the breadsticks and pancakes away. the soup comes in a little later and she call in the fancy salmon with the white sauce and all n you know it's one of those times you gotta be like yo if you think of any other man than me i'm going to take all this away from you with the snap of a finger. assert dominance my dude, if the girl of your dreams is here then she better follow my dreams and change up for her man you know what i'm sayin? we be payin the waiter and stuff and take a cruise down mlk lane and she say she wants do bump in the night inside my newly bought lamborghini with the neon lights and the golden dollar sign rims and i be like no girl you ain't gettin these seats dirty now buckle up and we gonna press the speed limit because paying off the ticket is no problem with all the money her career is getting her, we be making bank son. at the end of the day she lay down on the bed and be like hey honey you ready for some fun and i be like woman sit your ass down i'm tryin a sleep. she be the perfect girl because she never leave.
but other peepees have been in the poosyi think ill pass