There's this kid at my school who literally follows me around everywhere I go, even going to great lengths (such as lurking behind buildings) to jump out and ask me if there is R34 of feathers.
Whenever I try to draw stuff, he plops his arse next to me and starts giving me questions and yelling at my friends, saying he's known me longer.
He also was once at my house, and he slapped my ass while moaning, no joke.
How do I deal with this autistic stufflord?