An annoying kid at my school who refuses to leave me alone.

[Sebi]

jfc he touched your ass while moaning is this kid for real

ot: beat him to a loving pulp

[Ad Bot]

[HALO3cheif]

Threaten to rip his testicles off and shove them down his throat while you take a stapler and staple his richard to his taint or some stuff.

[Shizza04]

ask me if there is R34 of feathers.

i'm sorry what

[Cavik]

Let him grope your ass and take vid then expose him as gqy.

[Space1255]

Report him for harassment or something idk
If the teachers don't do anything about it take the law into your own hands. The pen is mightier than the sword, after all :^)

[suddz attakz]

why don't you stop asking an internet forum and just tell him flatly forget off or there will be problems regarding the school administration

[Nix the Glaceon]

Oops, sorry. I thought you didn't mind me there.

wow i never knew you were autistic AND gay at same time! it joke
thanks for your support guys, i'll try and do the most reasonable thing possible

[Zloff]

crush his trachea with a pizza box then ollie over his squirming body. this is how you assert dominance

[suddz attakz]

zloff honey do you need some pills

[Yosher]

stick it in his pooper

[Daswiruch]

crush his trachea with a pizza box then ollie over his squirming body. this is how you assert dominance

ollie over the pizza box using his body

[TheABELBOTO]

There's this kid at my school who literally follows me around everywhere I go, even going to great lengths (such as lurking behind buildings) to jump out and ask me if there is R34 of feathers.
Whenever I try to draw stuff, he plops his arse next to me and starts giving me questions and yelling at my friends, saying he's known me longer.
He also was once at my house, and he slapped my ass while moaning, no joke.
How do I deal with this autistic stufflord?

how do you even meet someone like this

[Refticus]

carry a jar of piss with you and splash him with the piss if he gets too close

[Insert Name Here²]

how do you even meet someone like this

In 6th grade there was a kid in my class who was a weird perverted creep who was into bestiality (he's opened up a bestiality research website like 3 times in school)

Blame the school board

[Zloff]

blame the parents

zloff honey do you need some pills

its not a phase mom its called punk rock i already told you