What power would kirby get if he absorbed you?

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Kirby will become a depressed diseased love-craving honor student so far. Nice...

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[beachbum111111]

Cold bitter hatred

[Trymos]

the ability to poke holes in everybodys lifestyle

[ßlöükfáce]

he couldnt do anything

[Nicepoint]

Whole range of Finnish swear words

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Whole range of Finnish swear words

ei saatana

[beachbum111111]

The real question is what power would he get from mr man since he's into stuff like this.

[bestguy22]

He would get a huge forgetign digck

[IkeTheGeneric]

crippling depression

honor student

inability to be likable

probably nothing

chlamydia

A cold indifference to virtually everything

loveual urge

autism

He would become a massive cigarette

Cold bitter hatred

he couldnt do anything

I like it how coordinated everyone is for the weirdest things

[cooolguy32]

annoying nerd

[Insert Name Here²]

I like it how coordinated everyone is for the weirdest things

at least I was truthful-ish

[Torin]

at least I was truthful-ish

[McZealot]

crippling depression

[P4ris]

[patton360]

Ability to hit a golf ball 400 yards