> COMPLYYou raise your hands in surrender. The robots move in to capture you.> SURPRISE MINIGUN richard THEMYour minigun richard pops out in the blink of an eye and starts spinning. The robots barely have enough time to register your hostile action before they are all ripped to shreds. That was easy!> RETURN TO THE GAY CLUB AND START LIFTING AGAINYou run back to the gay club and start trying to lift it again. This is not a job for one man, but who cares? You just have to believe and keep trying. Half an hour of futile lifting passes when you suddenly hear footsteps behind you.
Before you can react, someone strikes you in the back of the head with something heavy, knocking you to the ground. The assailant strikes again, but you quickly roll to the side and narrowly dodge the attack. As you roll to the side, you get a good glimpse of Uncle Jay (no relation) silhouetted against the sun as he raises his cybernetic entrepreneur staff to strike once again. Robo-McClass is visible in the distance, running over the hills to assist Uncle Jay.> _
Your inventory contains a phone.
You are wearing boxers.
Your body has been heavily augmented, making you look like a robotic abomination. Your skin is as tough as heavy body armor, you have a CYCLE™ button on your torso, there is a stereo inside your chest, you've got a CYCLE™ enhancing reactor, your arms and legs are robotic, and you've got a minigun inside you.
You are moderately wounded. You have a literal split personality that exists because you were shot in the head. Or something.
CYCLE™
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