scenario: a shooter enters your school (open rp) (tony time)

[Akio-]

scenario: this man enters your school, says "its tony time" and pulls out an ar-15.

how do you react? what do you do to survive

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[hotremox]

join him

[Akio-]

join him

he takes no allies or hostages. if you get in his way he will shoot you

[tber123]

Beg the man for a source before he shoots

Also shouldnt this be in Off Topic Spam Forum Games

[KruppLancaster]

teleport behind him with my katana and read him 'The God Theory'

[Maxwell.]

i climb like tony away from him

tony colon is good at glimbing but maxwell comma is better than him

[Akio-]

teleport behind him with my katana and read him 'The God Theory'

i would consider reading him the book about his wife instead

[Zack]

I realize that ironic dumb humor is still dumb humor and because I'm the only self-aware one in the room the cops come into the school, ignore the shooter, and arrest me because that's clearly illegal.

[eboyblue10]

i misinterpret him and pull out a copy of tony hawk's pro skater for the ps1

[gr8dayseth]

i calmly tell him that what he's doing is just the cause of chemical reactions
then he shoots me
the end

[Foxscotch]

ignore him becus this is the 6th time this week

[Alternat¡ve]

put a black veil brides shirt and some eyeliner on and try to act like hes just looking at a mirror

[th3coolst3r]

start whistling Pumped Up Kicks over the intercom system while im hiding in the office

[Mr Queeba]

fire a conveniently-located rocket launcher at him and blast him to oblivion because screw him

[kongo]

whack him with a mallet