Gorilla Simulator 2016

[Foopster]

jump off a cliff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qy9_lfjQopU

OT:

Learn sign language and tell Linda and all the neo-lindas #richardsoutforharambe

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[SWAT One]

They might signal Linda.  Get the other Gorillas' attention and teach them hand gestures concerning the hole.  Then motion them a motion you made for "If Neo-Lindas are nearby, someone sit on hole to hide it."

[Bwopper]

On the top of the gorilla exhibit.. theres a part in the railing where you can see the documentary tv screen. Its showing koko the gorilla. Try to understand it to up your language.

[Poliwhirl]

On the top of the gorilla exhibit.. theres a part in the railing where you can see the documentary tv screen. Its showing koko the gorilla. Try to understand it to up your language.

Koko... The strongest of your people. You and the other gorillas watch in awe.

Group Experience Bonus!
+2 Intelligence (all)

They might signal Linda.  Get the other Gorillas' attention and teach them hand gestures concerning the hole.  Then motion them a motion you made for "If Neo-Lindas are nearby, someone sit on hole to hide it."

With your new-found wisdom, you signal in a charades-like manner for the others to casually lay in the hole, like it's supposed to be there. Just in time, too. The Neo-Lindas have arrived at the exhibit.

They stare for a moment, but they all appear disappointed that nothing out of the ordinary is occurring.

Stealth Success!
+2 Stealth (all)

You're all very proud of your success, but there is now a new problem. Like it or not, groups of Neo-Lindas are now passing by regularly. If you're going to continue digging this hole, you're going to need a distraction.

[Bwopper]

Gesture to another weak gorilla to "play, bad" You start making pushing moves and act like you are pushing someone gently. If he doesn't get it, teach him "Fake, Fight", some words you found from the Koko Documentary

[Nix the Glaceon]

take out your banana phallus and force-feed it to either a neo-linda or another gorilla
and if they take away any good boy points, give them puppy-dog eyes

[mattsos]

holy stuff is that a child crossing over the fence into the gorilla exhibit

[Drydess]

holy stuff is that a child crossing over the fence into the gorilla exhibit

it is
protect him from the lindas

[Willymcmilly]

I'm pretty sure "jump off a cliff" was a command for the Gorilla Sim.

[plexy]

farm your intelligence so that in the future you and your crew can become the overlords of this planet

[Bwopper]

it is
protect him from the lindas

Hurry... he wont move so we have to drag him to the other side of the exhibit. But what if Linda sees? We need to take him through the brown water stuff.

[Poliwhirl]

Gesture to another weak gorilla to "play, bad" You start making pushing moves and act like you are pushing someone gently. If he doesn't get it, teach him "Fake, Fight", some words you found from the Koko Documentary

You try to communicate this thought to the others, but in the process, you accidentally pound your chest a bit. When you realize what you have just done, the other gorillas' nostrils flare up.



You made them really mad. Yikes. I suppose a gorilla fight would make an excellent distraction, but-

holy stuff is that a child crossing over the fence into the gorilla exhibit

OH SWEET JESUS

As the child slides through the bars, the other gorillas' anger turns to fear. They turn to the back of the exhibit and flee immediately so as to be absolved of any connection to the ensuing event.



Allies Fled!
-2 Party size

Needless to say, you've got a bigger problem than the hole, and your newfound lack of partners, at this moment. What will you do?

[Rabbot32]

DO NOT ENGAGE CHILD.
DO NOT OFFER CHILD FOOD.
STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM CHILD, BUT DO NOT MAKE ANY MOVEMENTS TOWARDS CHILD.

[Space1255]

If he falls in grab him and play volleyball with him

[Red Spy]

Run the forget away