What the forget did you say about my "obsessions"? Coconut Guns are a loving art. Coconut Guns are the most god damn important thing on this damn planet. Do you see this coconut gun? It fires in spurts. IT FIRES IN MOTHERloving SPURTS, KIDDO. MOTHERloving SPURTS, DOES YOUR COCNUT GUN FIRE IN SPURTS? No, it doesn't, because your Coconut Gun is stuff, and if I shot ya, it would hurt.