I Almost Died

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Be me
At janitor job
Filling mop bucket with bleach
See bottle of pinesol (they dont usually have pinesol here)
Smells nice
Pour it in
Get woozy so i read label
Dont mix with bleach
Ohsht.wmv
Tfw you just made chlorine gas
Pour it out
Live to tell the tale

Anyone else have some recent near death experiences?

Dont do that stupid face.

I was going to make a paper-cut joke because of how safe my corporate job is, but we're paperless ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

did you not see that simpsons episode

My dad made the same mistake once years ago, but with bleach and some sort of bathroom cleaner

Wait
Youre supposed to clean with bleach?
I tought it was a beverage
Woah

Wait
Youre supposed to clean with bleach?
I tought it was a beverage
Woah

bleach jokes were funny last year

bleach jokes were funny last year
no man's sky was cool last year

no man's sky was cool last year
last year wasn't last year last year

Kind of the same situation just like this in the summer except I wasn't involved. In encampment, we had basic squadrons and then an advanced training squadron. I was in basic (though my friends were in advanced). Guy in the advanced squadron's barracks was tasked with mopping the floors. He got the mop bucket and got some pine-sol military grade. Turns out, he dumped the WHOLE thing inside of the bucket. Not only did it make the barracks smell BAD, it was potentially LETHAL. 3 kids had to go to the medic-bay. It was insane, lmao.  

Wait
Youre supposed to clean with bleach?
I tought it was a beverage
Woah
forget man I know it's pretty crazy. But with each mop shwizzle I be shloppin one out to all the fallen homies out there.

This sounds like something I would do

how do i get a job as a janitor i want to be a janitor

how do i get a job as a janitor i want to be a janitor

Have to pass the kitchen chemicals test without causing casualties