Author Topic: Barack Obama wants the National anthem for the US to be changed to City Escape  (Read 946 times)



Barack Obama hasn't said anything tho...

lol where does it say obama would approve this


getting votes at the speed of sound


I honestly wouldn't mind hearing city escape play during every football game.

I honestly wouldn't mind hearing city escape play during every football game.
nobody would have a reason to sit down during it

But what about the spicy boys?

But what about the spicy boys?
fire ants are a nickname. theres nothing stopping us from collectively changing that nickname to Spicy Boys.

Probably as likely to succeed as that petition to build a Death Star.
What would be nice is changing it to America the Beautiful.
The Star Spangled Banner was originally a poem. Where'd they get the melody from?
A drinking song. One used as a sobriety test because of the difficulty of singing it.
Further, while The Star Spangled Banner is "wow, we won this battle and the flag survived," America the Beautiful is more about the freedom of the land. Sure, it references God, which edges onto separation of church and state, but there are several other mentions, added during the cold war to show those godless soviet bastards. Plus, it could easily be modified.

im still waiting for the Cincinnati harambes