Make a sentence and end it with 'and then dies'

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A phenomenal cicada jumps out of Annoying Orange Tower and then dies.

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and then dies

A lugubrious larry jumps out of the twin towers before the plane hits, but doesn't dies. He falls on a trampoline, sees a man walking between the towers, and bounces up and knocks him off. Larry doesn't dies still! He falls until he hits the ground, but he broke every bone in his body, not dies still! He stays in the hospital till a blackout, and he still doesn't dies! Larry becomes suicidal and cant use his legs, and he finds the tallet building and jumps off, and he doesn't dies! He then gets shot on the street and then dies.

the nutshack meme is created and then dies

but what if it doesn't die i don't wanna lie on the internet and then dies

The fact that so many books still name the Beatles as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics are still blinded by commercial success. The Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Beatles did anything worthy of being saved. And then dies.

but what if it doesn't die i don't wanna lie on the internet and then dies
forced memes cannot live forever and then dies

A young man and a young woman just had a wedding and they got married. What a happy life they will have, and then it dies.

rose is a good person
and then dies

A kid has just been born…and then dies...

R.I.P

A kid is forced to , and then dies..

He was so ugly and then dies