The Curdled Girdle: Gargled Chundle (Forum Game ft. Lego)

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Combat and actions in this game will be loosely based around the mechanics for BrikWars.

At the discretion of die rolls, the forum's character can get perks and improve certain skills simply by training or by experience.

Aside from that, whatever we do is at your mercy, although it will usually be within reason for a human or some other similar lower lifeform, with results to match.



Grow a Riddler stache
then become literally Riddler and shoot the cashier
he's a jew
steal all the money from the cashier
steal cashiers hair while at it.
Steal the cash register
Steal the cashier


Incapable of forcing your follicles to grow,
you do the next best thing and find a fake mustache in the shop,
then tearing it to suit your purposes.


You start recognizing race...
and respond accordingly! Combat engaged!



Despite your inexperience with the firearm,
your first shot is incredibly accurate,
instantly killing the poor jewboy.


Naturally terrified by what she has just observed,
the cashier opposite to the one you just murdered sounds the alarm.
You don't have much time.


You dash to the register to take not only the contents,
but the register itself! You're carrying a lot now.


You are also compelled to take the hair of the cashier.
Squish
RRRIP
Tear!

Using all your might, you manage to pull the hair from what's left of the cashier's head.
It isn't very clean though.


You see the practicality in stealing the cashier as well,
so you take his body too. As you make your slow escape, however...


A security droid appears!
They're a lot better at taking care of things down here!


The machine fires a compression blast at you.
Unfortunately, you lack the skill or power needed to avoid or withstand the attack.



You are completely eviscerated,
ending your longest journey.


"Man, glad I'm not that stupid,"
you think to yourself as you finish fantasizing.



It's a fresh new day and you've got a gun. Maybe you could leave the underground city and start killing people above ground?
Or maybe you could spend a certain amount of time training certain skills? That's far less entertaining, however.




Environment:
Time: 7:46 AM, Sunday, 01/17/2027
Exterior Temperature: N/A
Interior Temperature: Comfortable.
Weather: N/A

Inventory:
-Neat Clothes
-6 Credits
-Modded Handset, 68% charge
-Overworld I.D.
-Temporary Room Access
-Revolver (Unloaded)
-Backpack
--100 Rounds of Ammo

Information:
Name: Clutch Powers, AKA "Evil"
Armor: 4
Skill: 1d6
Movement: (5") per action turn
Bonuses and Perks --- Trichophagia: Can survive on the nutrients in hair alone.
Charming: 20% chance of receiving +1 to Skill Roll when interacting with women. (Improvable by 10% intervals with training)
Catlike: 20% chance of receiving +1 to Skill Roll when performing maneuvers that require agility. (Improvable by 10% intervals with training)
Smooth Talker: 10% chance of receiving +1 to Skill Roll when conversing. (Improvable by 10% intervals with training)
Ghost: 10% chance of receiving +1 to Skill Roll when performing actions involving stealth. (Improvable by 10% intervals with training)

Status:
Condition: Normal
Hunger: Hungry
Bowels: Charging...
Libido: Charged
Energy: Normal
Karma: -50
Overall Infamy: 10 (You streaked through the downtown area of a city, broke into an apartment, and assaulted the tenant)
Immediate Notoriety: 0

Schedule:
(Underworld) Delivery Job: Sunday-Saturday, 7PM-11PM
(Overworld) Stocking Job: Monday-Saturday, 9AM-6PM
« Last Edit: September 15, 2016, 04:56:33 PM by Frequency »

HOLY stuff ITS BACK
Edit: start training buffness so you can become super strong
Edit 2: get something to eat too
« Last Edit: September 09, 2016, 05:14:50 AM by Space1255 »

Holy stuff, it's back. Now if only we could see XR-7 bringing Cross Country Run back from the dead, too.

OT: After you finish training head above ground

start training buffness so you can become super strong
get something to eat too
After you finish training head above ground




Recognizing that you are hungry,
you find yourself in the familiar position of eating in one of the underground cafeterias.
You're running low on money, however.


You hit up the underground gym,
and start pumping iron until you feel it! (1 hour passes...)
(Powerhouse perk acquired. 10% chance to +1 Skill Roll on actions involving strength.)


You make your way out of the underground city the way you came in,
and now your day will truly begin.
What will be your first heinous sin?



Environment:
Time: 9:25 AM, Sunday, 01/17/2027
Exterior Temperature: 73°F
Interior Temperature: N/A
Weather: Clear

Inventory:
-Neat Clothes
-4 Credits
-Modded Handset, 67% charge
-Overworld I.D.
-Temporary Room Access
-Backpack
--100 Rounds of Ammo
--Revolver (Unloaded)

Information:
Name: Clutch Powers, AKA "Evil"
Armor: 4
Skill: 1d6
Movement: (15 studs) per action turn
Bonuses and Perks ---
Trichophagiac: Can survive on the nutrients in hair alone.
Charming: 20% chance of receiving +1 to Skill Roll when interacting with women. (Improvable by 10% intervals with training)
Catlike: 20% chance of receiving +1 to Skill Roll when performing maneuvers that require agility. (Improvable by 10% intervals with training)
Smooth Talker: 10% chance of receiving +1 to Skill Roll when conversing. (Improvable by 10% intervals with training)
Ghost: 10% chance of receiving +1 to Skill Roll when performing actions involving stealth. (Improvable by 10% intervals with training)
Powerhouse: 10% chance of receiving +1 to Skill Roll when performing actions involving strength. (Improvable by 10% intervals with training)

Status:
Condition: Normal
Hunger: Full
Bowels: Charging...
Libido: Charged
Energy: Normal
Karma: -50
Overall Infamy: 10 (You streaked through the downtown area of a city, broke into an apartment, and assaulted the tenant)
Immediate Notoriety: 0

Schedule:
(Underworld) Delivery Job: Sunday-Saturday, 7PM-11PM
(Overworld) Stocking Job: Monday-Saturday, 9AM-6PM
« Last Edit: September 09, 2016, 10:04:21 AM by Frequency »


sprint in a brick wall to develop pain resistance
Goddamn i remember this from ages ago

Goddamn i remember this from ages ago

s  e  v  e  n      m  o  n  t  h  s      o  f      a  n      e  n  d  l  e  s  s      v  o  i  d



Practice sprinting.
sprint in a brick wall to develop pain resistance




You furiously sprint back to where you left your stolen car.
Unfortunately, you fail to improve any skills this time around.


The wall of your overworld job also disapproves of your activity.
It refuses to reward you for trying to better yourself. Maybe it'll be more generous later?



Environment:
Time: 9:35 AM, Sunday, 01/17/2027
Exterior Temperature: 73°F
Interior Temperature: N/A
Weather: Clear

Inventory:
-Neat Clothes
-4 Credits
-Modded Handset, 67% charge
-Overworld I.D.
-Temporary Room Access
-Backpack
--100 Rounds of Ammo
--Revolver (Unloaded)

Information:
Name: Clutch Powers, AKA "Evil"
Armor: 4
Skill: 1d6
Movement: (15 studs) per action turn
Bonuses and Perks ---
Trichophagiac: Can survive on the nutrients in hair alone.
Charming: 20% chance of receiving +1 to Skill Roll when interacting with women. (Improvable by 10% intervals with training)
Catlike: 20% chance of receiving +1 to Skill Roll when performing maneuvers that require agility. (Improvable by 10% intervals with training)
Smooth Talker: 10% chance of receiving +1 to Skill Roll when conversing. (Improvable by 10% intervals with training)
Ghost: 10% chance of receiving +1 to Skill Roll when performing actions involving stealth. (Improvable by 10% intervals with training)
Powerhouse: 10% chance of receiving +1 to Skill Roll when performing actions involving strength. (Improvable by 10% intervals with training)

Status:
Condition: Dazed
Hunger: Full
Bowels: Charging...
Libido: Charged
Energy: Normal
Karma: -50
Overall Infamy: 10 (You streaked through the downtown area of a city, broke into an apartment, and assaulted the tenant)
Immediate Notoriety: 0

Schedule:
(Underworld) Delivery Job: Sunday-Saturday, 7PM-11PM
(Overworld) Stocking Job: Monday-Saturday, 9AM-6PM



Jack off and leave life
Steal the city




You make an attempt at stealing the whole city...


But you soon find that it is incredibly difficult!
Despite your inability to steal the weight of the world on your shoulders,
you get a little bit stronger from the effort! (Powerhouse perk improved!)


You are compelled to spank it...



Then you promptly bite your tongue,
snap your neck,
and leave,
ending your longest journey.


You're relieved that you wouldn't really do that.
Though you could look for things to steal or people to terrorize.



Environment:
Time: 9:40 AM, Sunday, 01/17/2027
Exterior Temperature: 73°F
Interior Temperature: N/A
Weather: Clear

Inventory:
-Neat Clothes
-4 Credits
-Modded Handset, 67% charge
-Overworld I.D.
-Temporary Room Access
-Backpack
--100 Rounds of Ammo
--Revolver (Unloaded)

Information:
Name: Clutch Powers, AKA "Evil"
Armor: 4
Skill: 1d6
Movement: (15 studs) per action turn
Bonuses and Perks ---
Trichophagiac: Can survive on the nutrients in hair alone.
Charming: 20% chance of receiving +1 to Skill Roll when interacting with women. (Improvable by 10% intervals with training)
Catlike: 20% chance of receiving +1 to Skill Roll when performing maneuvers that require agility. (Improvable by 10% intervals with training)
Smooth Talker: 10% chance of receiving +1 to Skill Roll when conversing. (Improvable by 10% intervals with training)
Ghost: 10% chance of receiving +1 to Skill Roll when performing actions involving stealth. (Improvable by 10% intervals with training)
Powerhouse: 20% chance of receiving +1 to Skill Roll when performing actions involving strength. (Improvable by 10% intervals with training)

Status:
Condition: Normal
Hunger: Full
Bowels: Charging...
Libido: Charging...
Energy: Normal
Karma: -50
Overall Infamy: 10 (You streaked through the downtown area of a city, broke into an apartment, and assaulted the tenant)
Immediate Notoriety: 0

Schedule:
(Underworld) Delivery Job: Sunday-Saturday, 7PM-11PM
(Overworld) Stocking Job: Monday-Saturday, 9AM-6PM
« Last Edit: September 09, 2016, 03:38:17 PM by Frequency »

steal every stop sign in the city and put them in your boss' office


Leave life and fight God
I'm all seriousness steal some things and leave them near your boss's stuff
« Last Edit: September 09, 2016, 08:47:17 PM by Space1255 »


Look around for any cops and try to lure them into an alleyway