this is a message from his Real Dad. most of you knew him as freek and you love his books, but i am sad to pronounce his death. i meant announce forget!
okay so heres the deal bub, my son is dead. im going to need a moment of silence..... thanks. on the evening of september 9th at like 7PM, my uncool son was with his nerd friends playing nerd games like roblox (roblox copied Blockland, believe me i know) i walked in the room with my surfboard and ripped muscle shirt and said to my nerd son "Hey wanna surf bros??" then i benchpressed a ton of loving bricks that i smashed over my head of course. he said somethin kinda gay like so i whistled to my bodybuilder boys to come check out these dweebs. my main man bruce took one glance at my little son and picked him up. he held him like a bowling ball with all three fingers in his bum and threw him out the window. we all yelled "STRIKE" and we crushed some brewsters on our caps and highfived. freek died when he collided with a tree at over six hours per minute.
in recent hours, i've noticed a strange presence in my house. boxes and furniture has been lifted up in the air and thrown, i assumed it was a draft of wind from my expensive bay window viewing the galápagos islands. i looked in the mirror after my hot bro shower and noticed the walls were a haunted texture and all of a sudden, i heard freek. he started howling like a ghost just to piss me and my lame neighbors off. i punched holes in all the walls in the house but hes still going, I can't take it. the neighbors despise my howling boy. i ran to my man cave and noticed a note written on my prized NFL helmet. it read "im coming for blockland forums users, beware"
this is a warning to all users on the blockland forums, the ghost of freek is on the loose and he has the ability to haunt your house if you open this.. oops
please find a way to prevent freek from infecting your household - Real Dad
