I don't want to have no tumblr
I don't want to 'offend' no loser
I would rather stay alone,
Without a website to call my home
Than go to that god-damn hell-hole
And I don't want to meet no S-J-W's
Don't want my life choices shamed
I'd rather go to 4chan
Or maybe even 9gag
Anywhere but that that loving cesspool