Drunken Wretch - Start

[Unova]

You are drunk from the bar. What should you do?

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Beer Bottle

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Erectile Disfunction Pills (1) (Last for 5 minutes!)

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[Eon]

can you please stop stuffposting everywhere since the night discussion topic closed
it's not funny

[Unova]

can you please stop stuffposting everywhere since the night discussion topic closed
it's not funny

this is not a stuffpost? its a legit thing.

[Eon]

this is not a stuffpost? its a legit thing.

no it isn't please stop trying to justify it

[Unova]

no it isn't please stop trying to justify it

ಠ_ಠ wtf dude are you trolling

[gebenuwell]

shove bottle into pants

[Unova]

shove bottle into pants

you shove the bottle into your pants and continue as normal.

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Beer Bottle

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Erectile Disfunction Pills (1) (Last for 5 minutes!)

[Eon]

could you please at least not stretch the page and resize the image

[Unova]

could you please at least not stretch the page and resize the image

its not stretching for me but oke

[Refticus]

gag down your erectile dysfunction pill, smash the bottle in your pants and eat the individual shards

[Space1255]

No give the erectile dysfunction pill to a random woman

[Unova]

gag down your erectile dysfunction pill, smash the bottle in your pants and eat the individual shards

ok-

No give the erectile dysfunction pill to a random woman

you cancel the previous action and do this one instead. it seems alot more sane.


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Beer Bottle

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Erectile Disfunction Pill Bottle

[failbros2]

stuff bottle into mouth

[Unova]

stuff bottle into mouth

You stuff it into your mouth... and it breaks...


--You died, you damn drunken wretch.--

You have died from blood loss and glass in your throat. Retry.

ok-you cancel the previous action and do this one instead. it seems alot more sane.


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Beer Bottle

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Erectile Disfunction Pill Bottle

[Refticus]

put your richard into the bottle and chug another erectile dysfunction pill