How to Make Yourself PeeIf you need to pee for a urine test, have a shy bladder, or are suddenly having difficulty using the bathroom, you might need to make yourself pee. Consumption of certain foods can help you urinate and psychological treatment can be used if you have a shy bladder. However, under some circumstances, such as when you feel pain in your bladder, you may need to seek out medical care.
Method 1: Triggering Urination
1 Lean forward. Sit down and lean forward to put pressure on your abdominal muscles, as though you were having a bowel movement. The tense muscles in turn will put pressure on your bladder.
2 Push down low on your abdomen. While leaning forward, lay your forearm across your lower abdomen and press gently. Do not press directly on your bladder, which could cause backflow to your kidneys.
3 Drum your fingers over your bladder. Repeatedly tap your bladder with your fingers, below your navel. Tap about a little faster than once per second, for thirty seconds. If necessary, shift around to find the best spot, and keep up the tapping until a steady stream has begun.
4 Stimulate the thigh or genital region. Stroking your inner thigh or tugging on a pubic hair may trigger the nerves that control the bladder.
Method 2: All else has failed
1 Kill yourself. It's easier to live dead, rather than living with the ability not to piss properly.
I hope this has helped.
