Weird Kids at School thread

[Chip Car]

there was this kid at my school that was obsessed with COD and every time we'd be forced to participate in recess he'd yell "ZOMBIE 12 O'CLOCK"

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[Daswiruch]

there was this kid at my school that was obsessed with COD and every time we'd be forced to participate in recess he'd yell "ZOMBIE 12 O'CLOCK"

forced to? you mean you didn't like recess?
also what? recess? how long ago was this?
????????more question marks????

[Chip Car]

forced to? you mean you didn't like recess?
also what? recess? how long ago was this?
????????more question marks????

when i was in kindergarden






years ago
and yes i absolutely hated recess

[Zloff]

back in highschool there was a group of "therianthropes" (90% made up of scene/emo girls) who wore wolf/fox tails made with real fur on their belt loops. for a reason i cannot remember, a friend of mine joined them and managed to quickly rise in their ranks to become their "alpha"... he doesn't ever talk about those days anymore, with good reason

there was also this tall dude who un-ironically believed in the flying spaghetti monster, and liked preaching it. he always had his dyed-red long hair in a ponytail, always wore a trench coat, and occasionally wore a fedora

[cooolguy32]

In 7th grade (again), in my 6th period my class was full of memers.

[are you my ghost]

Triple cigarette alert

There was this girl in my math class, everytime we were allowed on the laptops all she would do is watch undertale speed draws, she would attempt to talk to me about it but i just put headphones on and play a stuffty flash game because the school has just about every cool website blocked.

There was this boy who was in 2 of my classes, he only liked pokemon then one day he brought pokemon cards to school and 4 or 5 kids will sit by him and start playing it, we would call them all cigarettes, then the teacher said that if we keep calling him names, one day we would work for him. Then I said "sorry teach I dont work for cigarettes." no regrets

Then there was this other boy who had a plane special interest and a crush on my girlfriend. He left school after he got kicked in the balls. enough said

there's furries as well

[Kitty-Kat]

in my old school, there was some girl who had super curly hair (think Princess Morbucks), and half of her face was red (think "Him"). She would spot some random person, and follow them. Follow them wherever they went in the hallway. she would start conversations about starfish and random stuff like that.

in my current school, there's this kid who all he does is make Annoying Orange jokes and talk about random pokemon stuff. he has this pencil pouch and he constantly throws it everywhere, including at people.

in my old, old school, there was this new kid. i kind of feel bad for him since he didn't really know anything about how people act, etc, since he was homeschooled before. he made animal noises and would start dancing some random stuff before school started, and everyone would record it lmao. he also talked about pokemon and like anime or smth

[Total Logic]

There's a girl who's open to telling anyone about her special interestes, so far it's literally the forgeted up special interestes like skat and urine kinks. Anyways, last Friday she was asking a kid named Todd if he was interested in pee, she then proceeds to talk about how she "accidentally" drank her own piss and enjoyed it.

I don't know what happened to Todd after class, but he looked uneasy on the bus ride home, The girls name is Emily and she's been doing this kind of stuff for a month now. The teacher needs to constantly move her seat to a different desk just so she can pay attention, and even then she'll still try and get others attention.

Emily is loving gross, she's been called weird and creepy ever since middle school, but lately she's been embracing that title and making everyone disgusted by her presence.

[Clownfish]

im the weird kid

anyways there are these two guys in my language arts class and one of them is one of those weird asian kids and the other is some chubby white guy why are most weird white guys chubby. Anyways the asian guy brings a VR headset to school every day and I can see him using it at lunch and everybody looks at him like he's insane and tbh he's probably looking at anime titties considering how content he looks while he sits there and ignores everything. The white kid is loving handicapped and uses LOL MEME XD language irl like actually quoting loving memes. It hurts to loving listen to. But the worst part is when they're together at the same time they start playing off eachother and the loving meme language gets unbearably annoying.

also the chubby white guy responded with "use a katana" when somebody asked what they should use if somebody breaks into their house and they don't have a firearm
he also thinks he knows a lot about sword fighting but also thinks that katanas are actually good swords which they're not

[plexy]

we would call them all cigarettes

Then I said "sorry teach I dont work for cigarettes." no regrets

gee you must be REALLY cool!!!

[SetGaming]

Triple cigarette alert

There was this girl in my math class, everytime we were allowed on the laptops all she would do is watch undertale speed draws, she would attempt to talk to me about it but i just put headphones on and play a stuffty flash game because the school has just about every cool website blocked.

There was this boy who was in 2 of my classes, he only liked pokemon then one day he brought pokemon cards to school and 4 or 5 kids will sit by him and start playing it, we would call them all cigarettes, then the teacher said that if we keep calling him names, one day we would work for him. Then I said "sorry teach I dont work for cigarettes." no regrets

Then there was this other boy who had a plane special interest and a crush on my girlfriend. He left school after he got kicked in the balls. enough said

there's furries as well

i love how people like you come to the forums to complain about how much you're bullied, then you go ahead and tell stories like these

gee, POKEMON? wow, that's pretty nerdy! next thing you know, they'll be playing BLOCKLAND.

[Clownfish]

Then there was this other boy who had a plane special interest and a crush on my girlfriend. He left school after he got kicked in the balls.

hue hue hue hue oh my god you're 10
don't even hide from me I know your secret

[Flamecannon]

There were these friends who thought screaming in hallway was funny.

That reminds me, there was like this one group at my school who would always meet up at a department store's food court and yell about some nonsense. They always met up to talk about, like, murder, talk about a really bummer topic to discuss every day. They also hung out a lot at the electronics section and all I would hear is metal clanking. I guess they were preparing for something, but I dunno what. One time I caught a glimpse and on of them was like, putting their hands on the TV - I guess they just really like TVs. On foggy days, and especially rainy days, they would be in a rush to leave, shouting really loudly across the hallways "I'LL SEE YOU AT OUR HQ!" I think they were like, a cult or something.

[Total Logic]

Then I said "sorry teach I dont work for cigarettes." no regrets

Oh boy, I can already tell you're going to be a problem here.

[are you my ghost]

Heh it all happened last year they year my school almost got a shooting, had 2 deaths ,and was pretty much fightclub so I dont really remember stuff that happened last year



also I don't know who kicked that kid in the balls I just heard about it and he was gone. Many weeks later he showed up to a party and try to cut himself.

his whereabouts are unknown please call 1 if he is found