Freek's Declassified handicap Removal Guide

[Freek]

This is a very helpful guide to the recent handicap influx we've all seen in the past month or so. The same routine has occurred throughout each one, so I decided to mold my thoughts into this very flashy cycle diagram. sorry if the difference in size hurts your brain, I made the text with more signifigance larger, and it also looked horrible to have it all at one size. Please note that most of this is satire and should not be followed like a bible. The likeness of users in this were not used against them, I love all of them.


[Click each one for a much, much larger image.]

Please leave your thoughts on anything I can change. If the problem user routine changes, then I will adjust my material accordingly.

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[SeventhSandwich]

yo dude just add a url tag to your images with a link to the full-sized copy so that we can just click them to enlarge.

[Freek]

yo dude just add a url tag to your images with a link to the full-sized copy so that we can just click them to enlarge.

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[Ahead]

What is this, How To Make A Drama 101?

[Freek]

What is this, How To Make A Drama 101?

it's my secret book of magic, paws off

[SimpleFish]

Thank you for this Freek.

[Daswiruch]

this is great except it has one flaw
you did not use impact throughout

[gr8dayseth]

this makes me all slippy
accurate af, there have been so many users lately that follow this perfectly

[Willco2]

this should be stickied or something

[cooolguy32]

this should be stickied or something

[Nal]

if slippy accumulated over 16 thousand posts over the span of 3 days and learned from his mistakes that would be quite the sight to see

[cooolguy32]

How did you make the fake user thing?

[Daswiruch]

if slippy accumulated over 16 thousand posts over the span of 3 days and learned from his mistakes that would be quite the sight to see

theoretically, you can make 1 post every 20 seconds, 3 posts every minute, 180 posts an hour, 4320 posts per day, but only 12960 posts over the span of 3 days
so either freek is damned dirty liar or slippy is a hacker

[Willco2]

if slippy accumulated over 16 thousand posts over the span of 3 days and learned from his mistakes that would be quite the sight to see

"man breaks internet by posting 5,500 times a day on block game forum"

[Freek]

How did you make the fake user thing?

slippy is real smh, only 2000's forumers remember

if slippy accumulated over 16 thousand posts over the span of 3 days and learned from his mistakes that would be quite the sight to see

theoretically, you can make 1 post every 20 seconds, 3 posts every minute, 180 posts an hour, 4320 posts per day, but only 12960 posts over the span of 3 days
so either freek is damned dirty liar or slippy is a hacker

slippy lives on the border of two timezones so the 20 second post delay didn't apply to him