Pizza eating sim

[Potatoh]

You are in the mood for some pizza, but you are at home and you have no pizza.

That's a problem.

Go find pizza to win, and if you don't you will starve to death.

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[Daswiruch]

you pick up the phone and dial 1-800-PAPAJON

[Potatoh]

you pick up the phone and dial 1-800-PAPAJON

You dial 1-800-PAPAJON and wait for them to pick up.

[Daswiruch]

you wait for them to pick up

[plexy]

complain about your pizza taking too long

[Daswiruch]

you scream into the unanswered phone about how the theoretical man sitting at the pappy johnathan telephone is a loving cunt and you're never going to order pizza from them again

you decide to hang yourself because life is not worth living without daddy jo's za

[Potatoh]

You do everything except for the hanging part, that will come after you get your awesome pizza.

[TableSalt]

Did he pick up yet?

If not, call Pizza Hut.

[Drydess]

call dominos too

[TableSalt]

call dominos too

(don't do this)

[Drydess]

(don't do this)

ok fine little caesars
i was talking about just for the garlic knots but ok

[gr8dayseth]

stare blankly at ur 3 still currently unanswered cell phones until one of them picks up

[plexy]

stare blankly at ur 3 still currently unanswered cell phones until one of them picks up

this but first question your mortality

[Nonnel]

thank you for calling papa john's, virtual internet branch, this is devin. our specials include a large 3-topping pizza for $12.99, what can i do for you today?

[Daswiruch]

yeah hey i need a rope