Pizza eating sim

[Nonnel]

we serve food here, sir

[Ad Bot]

[Potatoh]

yea SIR

[Drydess]

thank you for calling papa john's, virtual internet branch, this is devin. our specials include a large 3-topping pizza for $12.99, what can i do for you today?

can i get fifteen orders of garlic knots and no pizza at all yes thanks

[Space1255]

Order a meme pizza and realize it's made of cancer

[Drydess]

then bang yourself because you thought that memes weren't cancer

[Nonnel]

can i get fifteen orders of garlic knots and no pizza at all yes thanks

all right, that'll be $93.03. is this for delivery or carryout?

[Notepad95]

all right, that'll be $93.03. is this for delivery or carryout?

Delivery, because my car has no gas in it.

[Nonnel]

sure thing, and could i get an address?

[Potatoh]

I live in the 7-11 near the gas station

[TristanLuigi]

actually i changed my mind i'll take a personal pepperoni pizza as well

[Nonnel]

gotcha. that's $129.48. will you be paying with a card or in person?

[gr8dayseth]

wait a minute i have to pay for this?!?!? what kinda pizza service is this huh?!?!?!?!?!?

[UltraCraftGames]

ill be paying for this with a bank  *snatches the bank owner documents*

[Drydess]

ill be paying for this with a bank  *snatches the bank owner documents*

yes sell the bank to the pizza delivery man to pay for the pizza

[Nonnel]

all right, we're all set. the estimated delivery time is about 4 months, 8 days, 39 minutes. is that okay?